Futon Mattress Cleaning

[Sprung]

Do what Sprung says ive been told his very handy around the house his wife seems to wear the pants in the relationship as he is always doin the dishes

Hey, shut it man...I don't take no orders from NO wom...'yeah honey, be right there..."

I'll be back to tear you apart...after I get the...um...dishes done

[Jase]

Hey, shut it man...I don't take no orders from NO wom...'yeah honey, be right there..."

I'll be back to tear you apart...after I get the...um...dishes done

Sprung with out a DC game, Dish cloth or One beer just isnt sprung

[Deach]

You might give me the 'wtf!? look' but rent an Ozone Machine. We use one at work (apartments) and I can tell ya, it will remove ANYTHING: urine, smoke, musty smells from dampness...

Urine? Go see a doctor. You can probably get something for your weak bladder.

[Sprung]

Urine? Go see a doctor. You can probably get something for your weak bladder.

Never seemed to bother you before...

[Deach]

Never seemed to bother you before...

If you weren't so old, I would retaliate.

[Ryan]

Just to clear some things up. The mattress isnt damp or wet, just smells like the storage unit. And no theres no "man stains" on it, only "female stains".

[Heratis]

roll it up with some stuff that smells good, thats the most logical advice I can give. bad stain goes in, good stain also goes in, at worst it can smell better <shrug>.

[Ryan]

You want me to roll up 30lbs 6 inch thick futon cover. Are you crazy. I think ill just frebreeze the damn thing.

[Skinner8]

I'm telling you. Shower, lie down, repeat.

[Mistral]

Someone asks a question, the first thing I always do is hit Metacrawler. Let's see, this site recommends Febreeze and something called Mother's Little Miracle, a cleaning agent (Near the bottom). Similarily, this site also advocates cleaning products, or in a pinch with surface odors (not likely with yours, which had time to marinate to perfection), baking soda. Of course, this is what you said you'd do anyways, but at least now you have something else to blame if it doesn't work, the Internet.

[Daedric]

Yeah but when your sneaking out of your room with these white marks over it all you do is get a lil bottle of water rub it onto the stain(s) let dry it fades them so you cant see them to close now for the smell what you do is spary alot of deodorant and come out in clean clothes thast way it looks like you just got changes hence the smell just wake it in the washer and your all set

Note: i have not done this before

Sure you haven't.

[Jase]

Just to clear some things up. The mattress isnt damp or wet, just smells like the storage unit. And no theres no "man stains" on it, only "female stains".

Oh this is the bed after your sex change right got it thanx

Sure you haven't.

Now what gives you that idea

I say spary deodorant all over it

[Dinosaurman]

how about douse it in lighter fluid and spark a match


than proceed to buy a new one


2 simple steps

[Norgus]

how about douse it in lighter fluid and spark a match


than proceed to buy a new one


2 simple steps

Remember kids - do this in a well ventilated area.

[Ryan]

Ya'know, thats not a bad idea, if it werent for one little problem...the mattress are, oh lets say $200 and up.