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    My old girlfriend told me.

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    Old.

    On a related note (ha), the plushie balls you throw on the walls, and they make sounds... When the batteries start to go out, their voice get a bit more lower (in tonality) and every sound they make seems like a scream of death/dying in pain.
    My sister has one like this, a mummy, and it sounds like he's into agony. :\

    I just though that's kinda scary for kids. Same for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they look more evilish than when i was listening to them as a kid.

    Evil/Bad TMNT->
    http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/48...es/raphael.jpg

    Lastest TMNT PS2 game
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    http://gr.bolt.com/previews/screens/...les_xbox2b.jpg

    Good TMNT->
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    http://www.vegalleries.com/misccels/tmnt07.jpg

    See? They got one look. Killz0rz, killz0000rrrzz!

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    i know what you mean bout the plushies polo i used to sell em


    i reckon when you turn on a ps2 it sounds like a digital baby screaming to death

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    No, thats just the mice complaining cause they have to run another 6 hours...

    Everyone knows PS2's run on mice and rubber bands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Neighbour
    No, thats just the mice complaining cause they have to run another 6 hours...

    Everyone knows PS2's run on mice and rubber bands.


    thats awesome
    im a big stayplation hater
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    I love this one

    THE BLACK JEZUS ACTION FIGURE!!!

    meh

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    Black jesus vs GI Joe! :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Neighbour
    I was looking around for a present for a 5 year old yesterday, when something caught my eye...

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre Dolls. WTF!?

    What other stuff have you found that fits the WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT catagory?

    I'll post up a pic of the dolls once I find one...

    Heres the doll


    Heres a lunchbox...
    Jesus Christ. Don't get that for the kid or you'll leave him traumatized... unless the kid is already desensitized. With movies and videogames nowadays, it wouldn't surprise me that he already is(less he has very protective parents).

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    If I ever have kids, I'm going to force them to play through Planescape: Torment before they reach the age of 10. That'll teach them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinner8
    If I ever have kids...

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    I second Sprung, and I will create a team of peace keepers which will only look for you to be sure you won't make babies with kleenex faces. XD

    I always thought that the pregnant barbie wasn't a good idea. :\

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    I always thought that the pregnant barbie wasn't a good idea.

    Her tummy is removable, and manages to cling to her plastic body via magnets.
    I was dissapointed.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Schutzstaffel
    Her tummy is removable, and manages to cling to her plastic body via magnets.
    I was dissapointed.
    Heh. remove her tummy, and out pops a baby! Wow, so getting pregnanat as a teen won't be so bad...

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    We need more toys with plastic guns. Models are always fun to build if they don't require glue. I like the snap together models.

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    the sickest toy i ever heard aqbout was the hello kitty vibrator (no kidding). who the heck would ever make a sex toy for kids?


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