EP Haikus!

[Harpa]

Harpa owns and pwns.
More than you all together.
Eat dust evil icecreams.

-zoom-

[ZeikHunter]

evil is 2 syllables, thus the last line is 6

[Roux!]

Shut up, ZeikHunter!
The Sakura are in bloom...
Quite a catharsis!

WTF does that mean...? Well, it's the beauty of poetry, people...

[Koichi]

Okay, I tried again and came up with these:

The night is quiet
The darkness is quite haunting
Til the sun rises

Stars in the heaven
Shine down upon the seas
Guiding a sailor

Cherry blossom twins
I am Sakura G�meaux
Bitch-Author Supreme

Lady of Darkness
My cries are silent to you
Yet I still cry out

[Sprung]

Well, let me ponder.
I am eating my supper;
Salmon is so good.

Wonder if later,
When I fart a little bit...
Will it smell like fish?

Shall I use it well,
as if it were a weapon?
Fart under the sheets.

Yay, as I have struck,
Wifey's nose is still burning,
I have won the war.

I have failed to say,
Although it is a bit rude,
Farts are WMD.

[ZeikHunter]

dispenser of farts
has offended the wifey
asleep on the couch

[Jaws]

I will second that
What a superb choice of words
Now what should I say?

This sucks. It's night where I am and I bearly think straight througout the day. Imagine how I think at night like right now?

[Skinner8]

This deserves a revival. From my signature:

Do not fuck with me.
I'll ban you so fast, you bitch.
- FASCISTParadise -

[Norgus]

how many can count,
the number of sylables
in a smiley face?

as in what does '' count for?

[Mistral]

By the gods, this is
a very antiquated
posted revival.

Almost half a year
out of our past, and returned
by Skinner, no less.

I would say, rather,
regarding the tongue smilie,
pictures, a thousand.

[Paladin_Hammer]

Isn't it every month or so some remakes this damn topic. If I had moderator powers, I'd close this so in 2-3 weeks some other smuck will make it and I can reopen this so no-one will know which one to post in! POETRY BLOWS!