How will I die?

[Seraphis Cain]

Yes, EP members, here's your chance to determine how I, SeraphisCain, will die. Here's your choices:

Starvation: I don't eat, you know.

Killed by crusher's mom: Oh, wait.....

In a cheap hotel room, after an overdose of something or other: Applicable only if I become a rock star.

After playing Morrowind for another 200 Hours. Consecutively, this time: Lost my old save file.......

A bizzare gardening incident: Only Howie and Soeru will get this one, I bet.....

In the Great Robot War of 2010: It's coming, you know.

So, what's it gonna be?

Oh, and mods, I hope this doesn't count as a pointless poll. I think it's a "fun" poll.

[Cyberxion]

You'll die because a Mod will see that this thread was posted twice, and kill you for it!

[brit]

Shot. Not by Cusher's mom, but you'll be shot. Trust me on that one. Numbers and dates I'm not too good with, so I'm not gonna make any up. But you'll get shot.

[Seraphis Cain]

What the bloody hell? Dammit there was supposed to be a poll here.....Damn vB 3.0.....Read my "No Forum Specified" post in Comments/Suggestions/Broken Links for detalis about the probs I'm having. Oh and if a mod could fix the poll for me, I'd really appreciate it.....

[crusher]

Everyone is obssesed by my mom apparently...

[Schutzstaffel]

You will die in a mysterious boating accident.

[Paul Miller]

Everyone is obssesed by my mom apparently...

Yea, of course! Have you ever met her?

[crusher]

Yea, of course! Have you ever met her?

Once, down the mall! :O!!!!!!!!!!!

It was scary.

[SA-X]

i dont care aslong as it is soon , j/k.
I think you will be shot, with a magnum, and your head will explode

[Seraphis Cain]

i dont care aslong as it is soon , j/k.
I think you will be shot, with a magnum, and your head will explode

Only if I'm a zombie and you're a member of the R.P.D.

Oh and sorry, no time soon. I'm planning to make it to 2010, just so I can see the Giant Robot War. Still, I think that'd be the only acceptable death for me. Yup, killed by giant robot.

Hehe I've got such a cool animated gif in mind for that one.....Or better yet, Flash movie. Man it's been awhile since I messed around with Flash.

[Vivi]

you will die of constipation..

[Seraphis Cain]

Oh man that would suck. I can just imagine that.......

[SA-X]

you will die of constipation..

how pleasant, im sure he will enjoy that

[Winged 2.0]

you will die of constipation..

Nah, anal warts.

[Seraphis Cain]

Oh come on guys, stay within the boundaries of the poll that isn't there.....

In retrospect, I think it's gonna be crusher's mom. I'll just randomly go to Sweden on a whim and BAM! crusher's mom will run me down or something.

crusher: If your mom ever runs anyone down, rest assured it's me.