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    Default Britain beware: The Chavs are about!

    I don't really know what to write here, except, if you live in the UK and in a rather shitty place here you'll know who these guys/girls are.

    In fact, sometimes I'm convinced they're not even human.

    www.chavscum.co.uk

    If you really want to laugh, check out the two videos on the homepage, there is swearing though, so kiddies stay away.

    Yeah, the state Britain is in today.

    Make sure you check out the links, some pretty funny things there too.

    *Does the chav dance*


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    And a couple more for ya
    ChavWatch A page about Chavs and watching them
    Newcastle Stuff my Local Chav's this site is great you will learn a few things there including how to understand what they are on about and many other things

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    Britain rules. End of argument, for all eternity.

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    Hehe, I've been browsing this site for aboot a week now, tis awesome. Shouting the word Chav in town at Chavs has now become a favorite pastime.
    Increase the size of your wang - PM crusher the words "poo poo" for extra length now!

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    Kind of, I guess .


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    WAY too nerdy/stupid/faggy to be wiggas.

    This...is something else.

    Lamer.

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    Gospelesque might be a good term to describe them.
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    Oh. Plain idiots then .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Smith
    Gospelesque might be a good term to describe them.
    Except:

    A. I'm fucking cool.

    B. I have superb fashion sense.

    C. I'm American.

    G<ospel/>. Fuck you.

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    Oh, right, sorry, I forgot.
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Smith
    Gospelesque might be a good term to describe them.
    More like buttseks.

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    Screw it. You're all chavs .


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    Look kids! If you are as cool as Gospel, you can quote the same post twice!
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    Look kids! If you are as cool as Gospel, you can quote the same post twice!
    Victory has been had.




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