The EP MVP! Let's Vote, dammit. Time to go "Oh shit!".
Ok, here's the deal: This is the topic where you vote for the Emuparadise Most Valuable Player, all nominated by myself. Now, unlike that MOTY shit Skinner is doing, this is as unofficial as it gets.
And is being the MVP a good or a bad thing? I have no idea. Neverless, you're going to vote in this topic, and that's final.
People Nominated for EP-MVP 2004:
Plastic Jesus - Does anyone remember PJ? The funkiest spammer I've ever seen. Well, I don't really remember much of what he did, nor any of his posts.....actually I'm pretty damn sure that he got banned before I started to post on a regular basis.
So why is he nominated for the MVP award, then? It's because even though I never saw him post, I admire him and consider him to be the best among men. How can you not like him? I mean, after all he is the Plastic Jesus! When facing a problem in life ask yourself: "What Would Plastic Jesus do?".
crusher - There's many reasons why crusher could be nominated, for doing a great job as a mod, for always having cool avatars and signatures, for having a cool name or maybe for being an intelligent guy who knows if people are being ironic or not.
Obviously it's not because of any listed reason, as they are lies. He's actually nominated for being such a ploopyhead. Now let me tell you a story: Some time ago crusher gave me his cellphone number, which I later used to send him a funky SMS (asking him if he wanted a part in the new lionking movie, har har). But instead of sending me a message to answer he CALLED me, from his home number. I missed that call, however, so I just called him back when I saw the missed number...and guess who answered the phone! His mother!
She then informed me that I had called the wrong number (even though it's untrue!) and I then decided never to call Mr. crusher nor his family again. Now how does that make him a MVP nominee? The truth is, it doesn't. It makes his mother a nominee for being the only mom (?) who's talked to another member of her sons message board. Boyaaa!
The Retrod00ds - Ah, the retrod00ds, the coolest people of EP. No one really knows what they do, except for badmouthing non-RD people in that secret forum of theirs (It's true I tell j0!), damn they're mysterious. No one really knows what makes you a RD, and no one really knows what it has to do with being retro....damn......this Retrod00d thing is like an enigma!
The retrod00ds are possibly as cool as the old "new mod squad" at Emuworld, and Haviq and iK were a part of that! How I wish that I one day get an invitation to join your secret society.........then I could leak secret retro information for money..muwhahahahhaha.....ahem, yes.
Gospel - From the beginning he was just a idiot who said stuff like "you can't call me asshat, that's xosmi's word". Now he's a popular idiot that, for some unexplainable reason, is considered funny, who says stuff like "you can't call me asshat, that's Xosmi's word". He's also a postwhore (One who posts for the sake of posting, ie: a spammer). But then again, are those really bad things?
The Helper's guild - Now let's all use this moment to honor the great helpers of Emuparadise. I mean, how could we possibly live without their precious help? And the best part is that they help just for the sake of helping, they don't expect anything in return. Their junior vice-president # 5 'SA-X' acutally got so caught up in the helping that he sent me two angry PMs telling me that I should grow up and take my unhelpful ass and leave EP, what a guy!
Also: Have you noticed how many topics the helpers guild made just to help us? Some of them are even stickied! Of course there's no one posting in them but that doesn't really matter, that's how great they are. And remember: You don't need a reason to buy someone flowers
Skinner8 (Current a.k.a may be something queer sounding like Claude or something) - Ah Skinner8. The great guy that came up with the idea for the Member battle thingie, something that everybody loves him for. Of course no one has any idea that I actually made a post that said "The EP awards are lame, you should have one on one member battles instead" a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery long time ago. No, let's all give Skinner8 the credit he deserves, infact let hurl things at him, like candy, roses, rocks and dishwashers. (Ok, ok that nomination might've been a bit lame...I just want my kudos.)
That's the 6 nominees kids, Plastic Jesus, crusher's mom, The retrodoods, Gospel, THG and Skinner8. Remember to vote with your heart!
If everyone was like me EP would be a never-ending party.
P.S ......I want my T-shirt :p
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Originally Posted by Chaos
