chick techniques (nice rip-off)

[Themikemachine]

Oh well I saw the pickup lines thread and I think it was really interesting, so before we kinda lose interest in these kinds of things, and also because most ppl said using pickup lines was stupid and they didnt do it I decided to make this. What we do is tell each other the ways we use to get to know other chicks (or guys?) other than pickup lines, just for the fun of it! Me, Ill reserve my ways and opinions until further notice. So come, teach, and learn!

[Gospel]

"Sayyy...nice legs, what time do they open?"

[Schutzstaffel]

Usually when I try to "get to know" a guy, I attempt to befriend them.. you know, talk to them every so often, flirt like crazy, etc.

[brit]

What Schutzy said only opposite. But that's after I know her already. I don't do as much as you think to get to know her. Once I've chilled with her a few times then I take the Schutzy method. I talk her right into her pants

[EGGO]

Originally posted by Gospel
"Sayyy...nice legs, what time do they open?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Clive]

Half the time Im too drunk to remember how I befriend girls, I usually just smile, walk over and start speaking to them. As stated in the other thread, phrase of the moment is 'I think I love you', and its been more often successful than not. Excellent.

[Ziegfried]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=1119256

That is all.

[Gospel]

Too bad Skinner couldn't think of any fucking original pickup lines to use.

[polobunny]

Not like I flirt alot, but I like to make stupid experiences. Find what works, what doesn't. Obviously some doesn't work but I tested a couple of things.

Not working.
1) Talk about computers or new technology. Your dead.
2) Video games. Your mostly dead.
3) Jokes about blondes, animal cruelty, kid cruelty, CRUELTY.
4) Yourself, your car.

Works sometime.
1) Talk about her physical good aspects. Don't be stupid, if her nose is big, don't talk about it.
2) Today's weather. Somehow it works but because it's WAY to often used, it tends to look stupid.
3) Cute babies, animals, celebrity news.
4) Anything she does at the moment. Reading a book, talk about books.
5) Being physical, attempting touching her arm, shoulder, any part. No, not there...sicko

Works.
1) Humor. Good jokes.
2) Eye contact. Nothing like sexy eyes.
3) Offering something to eat, drink. Rarely will some girl refuse unless she have something to do.
4) Trying. Never I have been slapped or strongly refused because I asked something to a girl.

Remember, no girl will break your nose if you ask her to go out with you. Just try.

Ah! 16 years old, and what a great time to flirt.

[Gospel]

Sekret tip: Telling a girl a hilarious, yet embarassing story about yourself is a sure way to endear yourself to her.

[polobunny]

Or to make her laugh at you. Slap you, say your a sicko and then quit still laughing.
I'm just kidding.

[Schutzstaffel]

Originally posted by Skinner8
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=1119256

That is all.

85% of the time the Goons are full of shit.

[brit]

That's pretty funny, that link. I read the whole athing and whats funniest about it, I've seen it work one too many times. I haven't done it but I've seen it done. I get girls through sheer looks and charm, not putting on some bullshit act and lying. Not to sound like a chauvinist, but I am damn good.

[Josh]

I just become really good friends and go from there. I guess it works since they tell me I am a sweet or great guy in my yearbook.

[Gospel]

Not to brag, but a large number of guys want to ass bang me.