I spy...

[Jaws]

Nope

[Winged 2.0]

cheap-ass suitcase?

[Jaws]

lol nope

[Xaenn]

shoebox?

[Jaws]

Correct! Xaenn your turn!

[Xaenn]

Very well

1. You put things in it
2. It is valuable
3. It fits in your pocket

[Paul Miller]

wallet?

[Xaenn]

Yeah, that was a bit too easy i guess.

[Paul Miller]

1. Size of a large boulder
2. Part of Gospel
3. He shows too much of it almost every one of his posts
4. #1 points out that it is clearly not his genitalia, or any part thereof
5. Abstract concept I guess, so I really can't 'spy it'

Go ahead and guess, this is just a joke, don't take it hard anyone.

[Winged 2.0]

head?

[Paul Miller]

Not quite, close though. Definately on the right track.

[Winged 2.0]

dick

[Jaws]

I was gonna say the same

[Paul Miller]

Obviously not, hence #4 (I foresaw that he was going to say that). Your first answer may be correct now that I think about it, but I'm using a different term if that's the case.

[Gospel]

I know what it is.

You are all big dumb heads.

I couldn't be my penis, boulder-sized is too small.

It's MASSIVE, at any rate.

I'm so great.