ask a rediculously stupid question, get a craptacular answer!

[Jase]

Originally posted by Sprung
Try using HTML; popsicle sticks wouldn't download well anyway




Sea bass; they are almost as evil as deer.


Why do the freaks come out at night?

lol nah im out during the day

[Stranger]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime she is near?

[Daedric]

Say what?

[Stranger]

Um I believe the answer to that q is ....what
why do people annoy me?

[Daedric]

I'd say for love and money.

[Stranger]

why do you^annoy me?

[Daedric]

Mwahahaha

[Stranger]

why do I post in this thread when I could be doing something more constructive like flossing my teeth or picking the toejam out of my nails or watching grass grow?

[SA-X]

bcos u did that yesturday

[the1chaos]

why does nearly nobody at this forum have a girlfriend?

[Psyonide]

Because you touch yourself at night!


Why does Steven Seagal talk so damn quietly?

[SA-X]

because a hamster is slowly chewing its way through his vocal cords making him talk quietly.

when boats sink, why is do woman and children get to go first?

[Psyonide]

So the men can look up the womens skirts as they climb over the edge onto the life-boats, I'm sure of it!

Why do turkey sandwhiches taste so good?

[Stranger]

Because they are filled with chemicals and growth hormone.

Where do babies come from?

[the1chaos]

from a secret governement experiment!

why cant a dog fly?