ask a rediculously stupid question, get a craptacular answer!

[SA-X]

why am i an idiot?

[Dark Neighbour]

cause you fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[SA-X]

gd answer.
why are squares square and circles circlular?

[Daz]

Because you touch yourself at night whilst looking at my signature.

Why doesn't SA-X touch himself in the day whilst looking at my signature?

[Dark Neighbour]

Cause if he flops it out during the day, he will kill most of humanity...

Why was the teacher in charge of us today such a fucking bitch? (i want to say something worse, but i don't want to say it here, could get me banned...)

[Daz]

Because she aint gettin' any?

[Dark Neighbour]

Actually, that wouldn't surprise me. We call her Hitler, cause she walks around like she owns the place, and she has a moustache...I even made her a new banner for her staff room....

[Daz]

Heh, for some reason, when you started describing her, I imagined a dominatrix.

Ah, that's a good question.
Why did I imagine a dominatrix when you were describing her?

[SA-X]

cos u like monkeys

y cant penguins fly?

[Tri-Magnum]

They would much rather drive around in racing carts.

What is the only answer to the "why?" question that you can't get a response to?

[SA-X]

who knows, who cares.
y do currys make u fart?

[Stranger]

because they are full of shit.

why does knife start with the letter k?

[Dark Neighbour]

Cause i fucking said so

What turned me into a bitter twisted little shit?

[Psyonide]

The relentless mental anguish you suffer on a daily basis due to your inability to win a taco eating contest.

Why are e-commerce websites such a pain in the arse to make?

[Sprung]

Originally posted by Psyonide
Why are e-commerce websites such a pain in the arse to make?

Try using HTML; popsicle sticks wouldn't download well anyway

Originally posted by Dark Neighbour
What turned me into a bitter twisted little shit?

Sea bass; they are almost as evil as deer.


Why do the freaks come out at night?