ask a rediculously stupid question, get a craptacular answer!

[Stark]

Because you didn't have the sense to be born wealthy.

What if Neo would've taken both the red and the blue pill?

He would have escaped the matrix and gotten a bigger willie (according to Sprung)

Edit: changing question cos of iritation: Why do people send you off topic pm's?

[Uncle Evil]

I think his "willie" would just be in a constant state of resizing.....

[Dinosaurman]

TheotheImpaler

Why do people send you off topic pm's?

for the inconvienience

and why have i suddenly changed my views on unc bein cyber pimp of the year?

[Uncle Evil]

because you can feel my greatness through the internet

[Dinosaurman]

because you can feel my greatness through the internet

that i can, it feels like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain,or is that the shrooms i ate 20 mins ago?

why does unc never ask a craptacular question in this thread?

[Uncle Evil]

heh thats funny you should mention a koala cause the front of my computer looks like an evil koala bear.
because im only good at giving craptacular answeres like this one

[Dinosaurman]

awesome

so why do i keep askin questions for unc?

[Uncle Evil]

so that i dont seem to be going off topic in this thread

[Dinosaurman]

you douchebag,maybe ill give up than,



what do you think ill do?

[Uncle Evil]

well seeing as im your pimp and all Ill tell you what youre gonna do, you are gonna sit here and keep working the streets while asking me more questions

[Ryan]

-=No Answer=-

Can I use ur Ho for a bit Uncle?

[Uncle Evil]

depends on what your gonna use my ho for, theres a flat rate of 20bucks upfront though and which one would you like?

[Ryan]

All Of Them

Can I get them for free since ur my Uncle?

[Uncle Evil]

OK well since your family lets say upfront $10 You forget im a money hungry bastard

[Ryan]

No, Just a bastard

Why doesnt Uncle ask a question?