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    Cos your australian

    Why do baked beans come in a can?

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    Cause if they came in paper they'd fall out.

    Why was paper invented?

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    So you could wipe your ass

    Why do the Bushwackers no longer wrestle?
    "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." -Frank Sinatra

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    because they now spend to much time gnawing on thier legs

    why dont i get everything for free?
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    b/c prostitutes are expensive!

    why can't every woman be a lesbian?

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    because then men wouldnt get any sex

    why isin't cold fusion hot?
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    b/c it doesnt want to be difficult with itself

    how come I get stuff for free?

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    because you are a prostitute.....

    what kind of a person marries a monkey?
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    Effigy of Doom...

    why does EP rock?

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    because god has said that it should be so....

    why am i not god?
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    because you don't say EP rocks.

    Why am I god?

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    because youre in denial and have constant hallucinations

    what happened to my power over forks?
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    The fork went up your ass (OUCH!)

    Where's EoD's power over knives gone?

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    its probably with the fork, i need some help here.....

    why are there so many things up my ass?
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    because your power lies there.

    Why won't you help take things out of EoD's ass?

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