THE REVIVAL: Drinking Game.

[Morpheus]

*Morpheus walks into bar with some crappy theamtune sounding in the background for no particular reason*

"Vodka martini, stirred not shaken"

*3 men wearing only black bust through the walls and beat the shit outta morpheus for infringing on copyright, then leave*

"err.. beer please"

[Dark Neighbour]

One beer coming right up, and BTW, dont mind Spyder-byte, hes not dead yet, he might be if he doesn't move soon.
what was with the James Bond inpersonation? and why didn't the dudes in black bust you for ur name?
/me gives Morpheus his beer and his teeth back...

You might need these.

[Ifrit]

Originally posted by Bad Neighbour
One beer coming right up, and BTW, dont mind Spyder-byte, hes not dead yet, he might be if he doesn't move soon.
what was with the James Bond inpersonation? and why didn't the dudes in black bust you for ur name?
/me gives Morpheus his beer and his teeth back...

You might need these.

*wakes up*

Hey WTF am i?

[Dark Neighbour]

Morning Sunshine, ur in a bar...
What can i get ya?

[Ifrit]

Originally posted by Bad Neighbour
Morning Sunshine, ur in a bar...
What can i get ya?

Wow cool..... Hey, whats my name, and .... where am i?
Is this heaven?

[Dark Neighbour]

This is a guy who can't hold his liquor
Your name is Cerber0s, and ur not in heaven. u are in a bar, there is not much difference, i know, but there is a difference. What will you be drinking tonight?

[Ifrit]

Originally posted by Bad Neighbour
This is a guy who can't hold his liquor
Your name is Cerber0s, and ur not in heaven. u are in a bar, there is not much difference, i know, but there is a difference. What will you be drinking tonight?

Vodka Martini. Shaked not stird.

*Three guys in black clothes come in through the door and tries to beat up Cerber0s. BUT! He dodges their clumsy attack and hits them in the head with a bottle*

Wow, i didnt know i had this kind of power

[Dark Neighbour]

i guess u will have the martini...
/me deals up a vokda martini for Cerber0s
there ya go, and can someone remove the men in suits, they're scareing away ma customers...
/me goes back to cleaning glasses...

[Morpheus]

"GOD DAMN why didnt i think of that, bartender i seem to have finished my beer another please"

[Dark Neighbour]

/me fills Morpheus' glass with beer...
i might just....
/me fills another 5 glasses with beer, ready for Morpheus to drink...

[Ifrit]

Originally posted by Bad Neighbour
/me fills Morpheus' glass with beer...
i might just....
/me fills another 5 glasses with beer, ready for Morpheus to drink...

Hey look Morpheus, a pink elefant!

* While Morpheus is stunned by looking into the wall to see the elephant, Cerber0s steals his glasses of beer*

[Dark Neighbour]

Not many in here
/me leashes Cerber0s' and Morpheus' arms to the bar
U guys ain't going anywhere...

[Morpheus]

Fine by me i werent planning on going anywhere anyway!
*takes a sip of beer*
This beer tastes watered down!

[G-String MIX]

Bar Looks closed

/me turns around and finds another place to waist time I instead of doing class work.

[Morpheus]

*Morpheus simply takes off the fake handcuffs walks over to dartboard and starts playing, then walks back and steals a drink off of Cerber0s*