THE REVIVAL: Drinking Game.

[Ifrit]

oh man, i got an essay to finish until tomorrow, give me something so that i'd pass out for a weak, gimme some home-distilled stuff.



*drinks entire bottle, then falls under the chair and sleeps*

[SniperWolf]

/me passes Cerber a bottle of Smirnoff ice with Morphene and depressants in it

[Dark Neighbour]

Are you crazy man?! Ull kill us all you fool!!!
Barkeep, i need something that'll put an elephant in a coma just from SNIFFIN IT!!!
/me throws a barstool out the window
the door shits me, ive got a better way in now.

[spyderbyte]

THE ADVENTURES OF SPYDERBYTE

--Last Episode--
Shocked by the sight of Pepsi Vanilla, Spyderbyte heads to Pepsi Headquarters to stop the production of Pepsi Vanilla ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! (and maybe score some free regular pepsi)

--Episode 3: The End of a horrible drink (part 1)--

Spyder has arrived at the Pepsi Headquarters. But it was strange....

"What? There is no one on guard? Hmm......I don't want to just charge in and start a ruckus! Maybe I should go around the building and take a back door........"

(Spyder has a flashback of Final Fantasy VII where he chose to take the backway into Shinra Headquarters, and had to climb a #@$&load of stairs.)

"@#$% that!" Spyder runs at the front door and kicks it open. (the door flew off from the kick). sure enough, security was inside.

Security Guard 1: "Hey you! What are you doing?"
Security Guard 2: "Do you know how much that door costs? Do you have the money to pay for it?"

(Spyder draws his sword)

Security Guard 1: "Uh oh....we have a problem"

"Alright........Lets dance" (battle music busts out)

(The two guards draw sword and lunge at Spyder. Spyder dodges, and slashes one of the security guards' back open.)

Security Guard 2: "Jeeze.....what are you?"

"Im just a really pissed of person....that will shut down this Vanilla pepsi from being produced"

Security Guard 2: "I wont let that happen! VANILLA PEPSI BLAST Lv3!!"

(Pepsi Vanilla was shot towards Spyder. Luckily Spyder cast reflect on himself before he entered the building. The pepsi vanilla reflected back and got into the guards eyes.)

Security Guard 2: "ARGH!!! IT BURNS!!! AIIEEEEEE!!!!!"

(The security guard dies of shock and pain. Spyder tries to find the office of the President of Pepsi, killing many employees (some were innocent but Spyder didnt care)

"This must be it...."

(Spyder was standing outside a big steel door. THE PRESIDENT was written on the door)

"Time to end this......"

TO BE CONTINUED........

--Next Episode--
The Final Battle between Spyderbyte and the President of Pepsi will commence! Who will be victorious? Place your votes now!

[Dark Neighbour]

/me points the remote contol toward Spyder-byte
Ahhh, this show ain't no good...

[karragh]

well MasJ hasn't done anything to me for trying to rob him, the maximum amount anyone could rob from him to, so I guess I'm safe.

Can I have that beer now, or is the bartender still out?

[Dark Neighbour]

our barkeep hasn't been around for while, i think we need another one
/me jumps over the bar and get Karragh a glass
What'll it be hotshot?

[karragh]

beer of course, molsen canadian if possible.

[Dark Neighbour]

/me searches the bar for a Molsen Canadian...
Ah Ha, found ya, little buggar
/me slides karraghs drink down the bar
there ya go, anything else?

[karragh]

not right now, thanks.


here, should I put up a sign for you or something? bar under new managment?

[Dark Neighbour]

its not under new mangement, ive just taken control of it, haXXored if you will...

[spyderbyte]

THE ADVENTURES OF SPYDERBYTE

*Due to bad revievs, this program will be cancelled and taken off the air. This will be the final episode*

--Last episode--
After breaking into the Pepsi headquarters and getting past security, Spyderbyte prepares for the battle with President Pepsi!

--4th and final episode: The end of a horible drink (part 2)--

(without hesitation, Spyderbyte kicks open the President's door and walks right in)

???????: "Why hello there.....how may I help you?"

(There was someone sitting at the end of the room in a desk)

Spyder: "My name is Spyderbyte! You know who I am.......you are the one who sent me that letter......who are you?

???????: "Ah! Spyderbyte! My name is Pepsi McPep, and I am the president of Pepsi! I guess you got my little.....shipment? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Spyder: "You will pay.....with your life!!!!"

Pepsi: "Wh-what? Whats going on?"

Spyder: "How dare you send me a shipment of Pepsi Vanilla?!?!?"

Pepsi: "Pepsi Vanilla? Ah man....dont tell me they screwed up your shipment of free pepsi....."

Spyder: "SHUT UP!!! IM SICK OF YOU LIES!!! YOU WILL CHOKE ON THEM!!!!!!"

Pepsi: "NO! Wait! It was a misunderstanding!! No! DONT!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!"

(after an epic battle of stabbing Pepsi McPep in the heart, Spyder leaves pepsi headquarters, and walks off into the sunset!)

THE END


*shortly after the filming of this last episode, the Director was assasinated by a sniper rifle.*

(Spyder enters the bar)

"Jeeze.....I wasnt getting paid enough for acting in that show.....and now I'm sick of pepsi! BARKEEP! Give me a shot of Sunny D!"

[Dark Neighbour]

one sunny D coming right up...
/me fumbles around the bar, before finding a bottle of something that has a sun, a skull, three X's and bones on it...
I think this the stuff they put man on the moon with...
/me deals a couple of shots of the "Sunny D"

[spyderbyte]

/me drinks the "Sunny D"

*dies*

(Spyders spirit comes out of the body)

"Ah crap! Not again....this is like the hundredth time I have died this month! Can anyone spare me a Phoenix Down?"

[Dark Neighbour]

/me pulls a Phoenix Down from behind the bar
here ya go, anything else while on my floor?