What sort of pet do you own and what can it do?

[Stranger]

Well this thread is dedicated to my Big Black and Beefy Ball of Muscle. He is a dog (nothing special about that) but he's cool and he will chomp yo ass if you so much as look in my direction or any of my posse's direction either (he's very protective)
He hates Strangers (man I kill me)

And I taught him to say Hello in that sort of crying voice of his (not probably the best word to teach him as he hates other people so much he never really can say it to many people, I should have taught him to say "I will chomp yo ass" but he had a little trouble ponouncing all of that...oh well) .

He's the coolest dog in da planet.

What about you, you think yo pet cooler dan mine? Assss if! But let us know what you own, and if it does anything interesting tell us that too...well come on...

[Cyruz]

this isn't my pet...but I remember I taught my grandma's parrot to say "**** off!" that was hilarious when she found out

[karragh]

I used to have a bunny that knew how to masturbate, I'm not sure but I think normal rabbits don't do that.... other than that my pets have always been boring...

Oh and I have a turtle, It can live a really long time but so can all turtles of it's breed.(as well as many other Breeds)

[Josh]

I have a couple of dogs. One likes to jump on the trampoline while I'm on it. The other one is too fat. He weighs around 110 pounds and is scared of beach balls.

[Stranger]

So far my Musclebound He-man of a Dog has chomped all three o yo asses eaten a nympho bunny (at least it went down happy) killed a turtle that was supposed to live for a ling time and (almost) choked on all the fat of a rolley poley scardey dog. LOL

They all sound charming in their various ways though before they was chomped that is.

EDIT and a foul mouthed parrot too. He don't like bad language.

[Winged 2.0]

Originally posted by karragh
I used to have a bunny that knew how to masturbate, I'm not sure but I think normal rabbits don't do that.... other than that my pets have always been boring...

Oh and I have a turtle, It can live a really long time but so can all turtles of it's breed.(as well as many other Breeds)

My cat is kind of like your rabit. It can masturbate on towels and its nudered. Apart from that thing, he's a pretty cool cat. You touch him and he starts purring. Very rare in a cat.

[karragh]

Now that just doesnt make any sense... wierd cat... Can't think what it would of been like before it was nuderd...

[Winged 2.0]

Do any of us want to think about that? I was too little to remember him before that :procedure: happened to him. Thats a good thing too. Btw, this is getting off subject. Fav pets to masturbating cats...

[karragh]

ya it is off topic, but someone new to this thread will post and get it back on topic.

Untill then...
I''ve never understood the term "fixed" considering you break the animal.

[Winged 2.0]

I never really thought about that. Fixing it up for hellish life, perhaps?

Humans are so unjust...:\

[youthquake]

my two cats wrestle all the time. and someitmes they just both freak out and attack your leg.

[Deach]

My parrot that I got yesterady, its an african grey, it says....................................."**** you"

I also got a dog, which, eats, shits and sleeps
Another parrot which eats, shits and sleeps
And a killer gerbil, which can kill 2 gerbils, who also eats, shits and sleeps

[Cyruz]

I remember my old dog I had, that we had to get rid of because the stupid thing was impossible to train...it seemed to think that beds were where it should be taking a dump...especially in the middle of the night while you are sleeping in that bed... "

[Norgus]

I have a fat brother who frequently needs traning and beating... erm nothing more animal like in this household.

[Cyberxion]

Originally posted by Stranger

He hates Strangers (man I kill me)

I'd say the fact that he hasn't chomped your ass would probably be a good indication that he doesn't.

Myself, well, I don't have a pet. My apartment wants a hundred dollar deposit to allow me to have one, and I'd just rather not pay it, being the cheap-ass that I am.