tell us what you would do if ya was President of the US.. uh I mean... world

[Stranger]

Post your campaign speeches here.

If I'm elected...
... I shall immediately exterminate the entire human race thus making this world a much nicer place for all of us to live in.

A vote for me is a vote for mass genocide. When I want to solve the world's problemo's I like to take a holistic approach.

Plus second on the agenda I would ban the IDSA, (ya see the people that work for the IDSA aren't human, you did know that right?)

Oh yeah and I would ban those little stickers they put on fruit, why the hell do they do that anyway? There aren't no stickers on veggies but for some reason they have to put stickers on fruit, what the...?

Well if you don't like that policy run against me, let's see if anyone else has a better way of weilding ABSOLUTE POWER.

EDIT Also free porn for everyone (sorry schultzznffeelfl? but politics is a cuthroat business and I need the votes)

EDIT... again.... and I will do the PETA thing
and I will give everyone money
and I won't ban anime
and I will make an expensive satellite and smash it with a wrecking ball

[brit]

if i was president, schools would be abolished unless they teach stuff that is relevant to everyday life.. and umm.. nobody is allowed to properly speak their first language.. similar to what i'm doing right now.. oh and the first guy to run against me can get beat up on a daily basis if he loses.. yeah and another thing.. i love you..

[Stranger]

Originally posted by onetwo
yeah and another thing.. i love you..

hey mate that is not cool, you have to run AGAINST me not want to rub up against me.

Loving the other candidate must be against the rules, let me look it up hmm.........oh nope it says here you can love me, but you can't love your intern, doh, stoopid me, I always get those too mixed up. Sorry love away.

[Schutzstaffel]

If I were President (Prime Minister, Queen, Dictator, whichever you wish to call me) Of the entire population of the world, not only would I eradicate all other oppositional parties (PETA is on my hit list).
I will put more funding into the educational system- no longer will we learn stupid dates and create idiotic little timelines that have to be coloured neatly!
Slang will officially be illegal- anyone caught speaking in such an atrocious manner will be killed on the spot! All Japanese-anime will be obliterated from the face of the Earth and the masses will be pumped with my wonderful propaganda.
ANYONE who speaks against me or my party or way of government will be executed. Free speech has been demolished!
The streets will be patrolled every single night- policing will be enforced (and will now be known entirely as the Gestapo) and anyone comitting a crime- be it major or minor- will be jailed or executed.
All property belongs to the state.
All businesses belong to the state.
All inmates will be forced to work the farms.
No one has a right to privacy
No one has the right to own land- land is granted to you.
Those not willing to work can starve to death for all I care
Internet freedoms will be abolished.
Pornography will be distributed to everyone.

what? atleast I'm honest.

EDIT- Affirmative actions will be used in dealing with lazy-talentless bums(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)

EDIT2- All Furries will be gassed.

EDIT3- All further elections will be abolished
All those deemed obscene will go under a re-education process and be isolated.
Underground organizations (democrats, marxists, PETA) will be sought after and destroyed
Candy will be free and mass-produced and made of the finest quality.
Half of all profits goes to the state.

[karragh]

I meant to be signing off now, but this post caught my eye.

So far schutztaffel has my vote because of eliminating PETA.
And of course the free porn makes up for the rest.

[Megahertzz]

well i would do nothing yes thats right absolutly nothing!
people would take care of me and i would be in my mansion.!
amarica could run the country the way it wants to because
i really dont give a crap!

[karragh]

Originally posted by Stranger
EDIT Also free porn for everyone (sorry schultzznffeelfl? but politics is a cuthroat business and I need the votes)

Sorry but Schutzstaffel is still beating you because of that whole PETA thing, but you know Free porn is always a good thing so even if you lose people might vote for you next term (although if schutzstaffel wins it sonds like there won't be anymore elections for a while...)
just stick with your plan, and maybe offer some money(hell, If you become dictator you can raise taxes and make all the money you used to bribe votes back) and maybe lacks up a little bit on the killing of people, at least let us forum goers live.

[Stranger]

just sign off already you annoying bastard. oh yeah and I will do that whole PETA thing too, a vote for me is a vote for that whole PETA thing too.

EDIT umm I actually looked up what PETA was and umm well they ain't so bad, but hey I'm in politics so who gives a stuff I don't have to say what I mean. Plus I'll give eveyone lots of money, but only after I go through on me 1st policy.

[karragh]

okay, okay, I'll sign off....

oh and insulting the only aparent voter at the moment isn't a good strategy...

I might get a bit less lazy and run aswell later but I'll probably remain a voter.

bye.

Edit: I just saw your edit, and PETA arn't as good they sound.

They are self-righteous hipocritical bastards.

The basic Idea is good but PETA itself is shit.
hm, I wonder how many people I've offended just now, oh well.

Okay, NOW I will sign off.

[Schutzstaffel]

Originally posted by Stranger
just sign off already you annoying bastard. oh yeah and I will do that whole PETA thing too, a vote for me is a vote for that whole PETA thing too.

EDIT umm I actually looked up what PETA was and umm well they ain't so bad, but hey I'm in politics so who gives a stuff I don't have to say what I mean. Plus I'll give eveyone lots of money, but only after I go through on me 1st policy.

PETA is for the ethical treatment of animals through the unethical treatment of humans- this is absurd and no person who supports PETA deserves to live.
Anyone who does not recognize PETA by now should go look them up and read up on their Holocaust On Your Plate campaign.
Truly Sickening.

And anyone who tries to speak out of their own arse when competing in an election should hang their head in shame.

[Stranger]

Originally posted by Schutzstaffel
PETA is for the ethical treatment of animals through the unethical treatment of humans- this is absurd and no person who supports PETA deserves to live.
Anyone who does not recognize PETA by now should go look them up and read up on their Holocaust On Your Plate campaign.
Truly Sickening.

And anyone who tries to speak out of off their arse when competing in an election should hang their head in shame.

Cool I grossed out the competition, I must be doing something right, plus my whole policy thrust revolves around the extermination of the human species so hey it sounds like PETA is almost on the same page as me, but unlike them I don't wanna draw out humanity's pain I think finishing them off nice and fast all in one go is much more HUMANE.
btw how can speaking out of your arse be a problem, this is POLITICS, I thought that was the whole point?

[Schutzstaffel]

Being on the same page of PETA is a disgraceful thing, my friend.

btw how can speaking out of your arse be a problem, this is POLITICS, I thought that was the whole point?

Promising the population money is one thing and taking money is another thing.

[Megahertzz]

wtf is peta it sounds really stupid to me!Kill all humans ok while
your thinking of doing that.think about killing youself to.
Peta is absurd and wrong.stranger you are a very crazy person.

[Stranger]

Originally posted by Hyper19s
wtf is peta it sounds really stupid to me!Kill all humans ok while
your thinking of doing that.think about killing youself to.
Peta is absurd and wrong.stranger you are a very crazy person.

LOL heh heh.

[Stranger]

Originally posted by Schutzstaffel
Being on the same page of PETA is a disgraceful thing, my friend.



Promising the population money is one thing and taking money is another thing.

If may draw this thread into a semblance of seriousity you sound like a very interesting person Schutzstaffel, your avatar and your hatred of the PETA holoucast thingy is a very interesting mix. I like anything that is a little different, it's what makes the world exciting in my opinion and you seem like an original.