How will the earth come to an end?

[Cyruz]

some of the dates on that site are really quite alarming o.O

I never realized we could suffocate so soon...

[Stranger]

The human race will end when the technological level of all the world is raised to such an extent that gaming is enjoyed by all and everyone is on the same server playing a game called "REAL LIFE" that is so darn entertaining that we all forgets to eats our vittles and procreate and stuff and we's all starves to death. Sad really but tis only a matter of time.

[Stranger]

Originally posted by Cyruz
That sounds an awful lot like that one Monty Python skit about the joke that will literally make you laugh to death

My thoughts exactly.

Now that joke was humorous.

For any of you that do not remember or have never heard of it, using my very inaccurate memory: a comedy writer writes down a joke that is so funny that he dies laughing, a bunch of people try and retrieve the joke and they die laughing as well. Eventually the military get a hold of the joke and they translate the joke into German a word at a time, a different translator translates each word so they don't die laughing by actually reading the whole thing (although many of them do become extremely damaged mentally with even that much exposure to it). Then the joke is taught (in German) to the English troops (in this way they don't understand what they actually saying) and they all go into battle screaming this joke out while facinging extremely well armed German troops and decimate the German army. Extremely funny. Was that how it ended or did I forget something?

[Rekuja]

I don't think about this stuff. I think the humans will live forever

[madcrow]

Originally posted by Stranger
My thoughts exactly.

Now that joke was humorous.

For any of you that do not remember or have never heard of it, using my very inaccurate memory: a comedy writer writes down a joke that is so funny that he dies laughing, a bunch of people try and retrieve the joke and they die laughing as well. Eventually the military get a hold of the joke and they translate the joke into German a word at a time, a different translator translates each word so they don't die laughing by actually reading the whole thing (although many of them do become extremely damaged mentally with even that much exposure to it). Then the joke is taught (in German) to the English troops (in this way they don't understand what they actually saying) and they all go into battle screaming this joke out while facinging extremely well armed German troops and decimate the German army. Extremely funny. Was that how it ended or did I forget something?

u forgot the german v-joke (der ver zwei peanuts valking down die strasse und wan af dem vas assualted... peanut) needless to say it didn't cause many english deaths.

[youthquake]

Originally posted by Cyruz
That sounds an awful lot like that one Monty Python skit about the joke that will literally make you laugh to death

it's from the book Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk. except i made up the ending.

[Imustbcr8zier]

i think the heavens will part and that god will descend. he will be immense and rip a fart so methane filled all of humanity will be wiped out.thats my opinion and im sticking to it.

[brit]

have you ever heard of the big bang..? well scientists believe that in a few billion million years, that effect is going to reverse and compress until it becomes another implosive-explosive device (universal atomic bomb..) of course this invariably means that we will be crushed under our own weight due to gravity problems..

[crusher]

How will the earth end. Good question. Do I care? Not at all. I can safely say that I won't live anymore when that happends.

[Ace]

Theories:

#1. If bush gets re-elected, don't think that I have to explain this.

#2. In 10 billion years or so the sun will become a red giants, bla bla bla.

#3. Human Stupidity will finally create the ultimate idiot which'll be the end of us all.

Originally posted by onetwo
have you ever heard of the big bang..? well scientists believe that in a few billion million years, that effect is going to reverse and compress until it becomes another implosive-explosive device (universal atomic bomb..) of course this invariably means that we will be crushed under our own weight due to gravity problems..

Sientists say a lot of things, some also say that the distance between solar systems will become greater and greater (Which actually is happening) So we should hurry up and get to another solar system which it's still not that far away .

[31337D00D]

Originally posted by Ace
Theories:

#1. If bush gets re-elected, don't think that I have to explain this.

I agree, bush we be the reason for our demise

[((KvN))]

hmmmmm, after watching Terminator 3..... nah.

[Mistral]

Onetwo...scientists don't actually know if there's enough matter in the universe to actually create a Big Crunch. In fact, there is not enough visible matter to create it, though there may be enough dark matter (which is still largely theoretical, though it seems to be garnering more acceptance) to follow through on that.

I don't think Bush will lead to the destruction of the world...he's cozying up to the PRC quite a bit, and really, no one else out there is likely to launch a nuclear strike on America (Even the PRC is iffy, considering the range to most of their nuclear arsenal), and he's not likely to do the same to anyone else when conventional force of arms will do just as well (He even eschewed the use of the Air Force to soften up Iraq before invading...a foolhardy move, considering aerial assaults were what softened them up quite a bit during the first time we went in).

If nature doesn't kill us via the Big Crunch, entropy, or a red giant, then I believe humanity will either drown in its own wastes on Earth, or, if we migrate outward into space, survive until the first total war where both sides have use to true planetkillers and possess the political will (Some would call it stupidity) to actually use them. I'm not talking about nuclear warheads, here; I refer to such things as large quantities of antimatter, use of PK asteroids, or even, if technology is advanced to that point, inducing a nova in a sun. Of course, such a total war would have to involve all of humanity, since, even the two World Wars we've fought so far have had neutral combatants.

[brit]

the USA has a 500 megaton nuke.. if that thing goes off, it's over.. it will kill even roaches.. it has the capability of completely removing this planet from the solar system.. i think that'll do for my theories.. even a dismantled nuke can explode.. shoot it and see if i'm wrong..

[Frozen Sky]

Japan would create this 100 foot(feet) mech and destroy the whole world with it because they felt like it

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