What's YOUR battle cry?

[SkylaDoragono]

Originally posted by PolskiBroli
Administrator (my computer )- "I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!!"

y2k_bug12 (geocities) - "I'm going to hump you until you deflate, and grin like a ****ing maniac!"

These two scare me....

[Miles]

LMFAO, best yet XD

[Roux!]

Running out of the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Carlos! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"

Ooooh! Dark Lord...?

Or...

Stalking across the cliffs, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Ru! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to smash you until the Earth stands still!"

...Not very funny...

Or...

Who is that, running amidst the terrain! It is Vagrant, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you so utterly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"

Gilded gloves...?

[Roux!]

ROFL! I like this one better ...

Who is that, striding over the mountains! It is Manuel, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I sow darkness and discord like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

[SkylaDoragono]

ROFLMAO!! I like that one!!

[Roux!]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the icy wasteland! It is Carlos Rosas, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He howls thunderously:

"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"

Striding amidst the desert, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Carlos Manuel Rosas! And he gives a booming scream:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

Hmm...

[Isostealer]

This is Interesting

My username:
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the terrain! It is Isostealer, hands clutching a meaty axe! He screams apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pummel you into the fast lane, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

or, my real name:
Prowling amidst the mountains, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Beelal! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!"

[Cyberxion]

A few random anime characters...

Who is that, rampaging over the hotel lobby! It is Rei Ayanami, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She screams homicidally:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"


Rampaging over the icy wasteland, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Lum! And she gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to smack you into the fourth dimension, then bake cookies!!!"


Prowling out of the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Ranma Soatome! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!"


Hark! Who is that, running out of the fields! It is Ryoga Hibiki, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!"

[SkylaDoragono]

Heh... YGO characters.

Prowling amidst the plains, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Yugi Mutou! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!"

Stalking on the mountains, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Jonouchi! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque!!!"

Rampaging along the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Seto Kaiba! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding amidst the tundra! It is Hiroto Honda, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so forcibly, you'll age fifty years!"

Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the cliffs! It is Ryou Bakura, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries gutterally:

"I'm going to torment you until you shit molton lava!!!"

Rampaging along the icy wasteland, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Anzu Mazaki! And she gives a cruel scream:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I lay waste to the landscape faster than the super-flu!!!"

I should mention this on the other boards I go to... XD

[Evil Ryu]

Prowling out of the fields, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Evil Ryu! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to clobber you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!!"
Umm... yeah...

[bolton02]

lol i got:


Prowling amidst the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Bolton02! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

[SkylaDoragono]

Originally posted by bolton02
lol i got:


Prowling amidst the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Bolton02! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Now THAT one, I like. Should give you an idea how twisted I am.

::evil snigger::

[Schutzstaffel]

Mine is: "I'm going to hump you for such a long time, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

[Drageuth]

I've been fiddling with this thing for a long time. It's quite humerous.

Who is that, skulking on the icy wasteland! It is Schultz, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!"

[torpedo009]

Sprinting across the plains, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Torpedo009! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"

I rather like that one