Lets count to 1,000!

[Clive]

Ok, so I stole the idea shamelessly from another forum I go to but it is fun, so I bring EP the 'Count to 1000' game.

The premise is, of course, to make that wonderful four digit number...however, with each post you have to add some humourous/interesting statement/insult that may (or indeed, may not) tie in with the number posted.

So, with out further ado, here we go;

1 - The number of times I have fallen off of my chair today

Go.

[Roux!]

2 - The number of letters in my username...?

OK, OK... Let's make that...

2 - The terrible, terrible age for a baby...

[Gnafu the Great]

3 - About how many more posts this thread will probably go before being closed and warning points being issued . I mean, c'mon .

[Clive]

4 - The amount of times Clive deliberated Gnafu's point before going ahead regardless. Spam is this years black, you know.

[MasterOfGravity]

5 - Today December

[Clive]

6 - The amount of days it took me to learn how to juggle. Possibly. Also the number of bags of crisps (chips to you lot over the pond) I have eaten in the last couple of days. Damn curry flavoured ones are too nice

[djnickname]

7 - a lucky number

[Clive]

8 - The Final Fantasy I least enjoyed. :\

[djnickname]

9 - The final fantasy that I lost a few weeks ago

[Clive]

10 - The age at which I first recieved my Sega Genesis, and subsequently, the last age at which I actually pissed my pants.

[Roux!]

11 - The number of toes I have...

[pika]

12- the most horrible final fantasy game when it comes out

[Norgus]

13 - the average number of times I think something along the lines of "I hate myself" in a second. (sorry, that one was crap)

and the unlucky number!!

[djnickname]

14 - the number wich contains a 1 and a 4

[Roux!]

15 - The tender age I was molested by a girl... And what a girl!!