3 word story: The Revenge

[sharp]

surprise because it

[djnickname]

was really scary

[battousai]

. I was rushed

[sharp]

to a strip

[battousai]

of parchment that

[LitBolt]

contained a spell

[Dark Magician]

that could end

[sharp]

naked people killing

[djnickname]

ducks with guns.

[battousai]

. THe parchment bestowed

[sharp]

upon me the

[KnightofNachos]

power to fart

[nosebluntsmoker]

in the face

[djnickname]

of the one

[Solitude]

.the search began