Have you ever noticed that the perfect time to ring your ex-girlfriend/wife and apologise/confess how sorry you are for being such a turd when you were together is usally between 2 am and 4am, day after Christmas, New Years or your birthday and when you are staggering drunk and incoherent but amazingly you find the metal capacity to remember her phone number froim five years ago and dial it, even though you can't walk the white line?
The Shadow
Well, I have not noticed that, lol, still a kid that has never drank...
Have you ever noticed that if you just stop everything, thinking, moving, and etc. Everything will move slower, you will not be in a rush, and you move faster?
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To me , at night the Volume on the T.V. seems loud as hell but it has been set on the same level all the time.
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Have you ever noticed when your singing along to a song you like, it's never as loud to yourself as it is to everyone else thats around you.
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The Hulk's pants are still on even after he's like tripled in size? They shouldn't be just torn...they should be off!
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Have you ever felt like the only side of the bed that's not the wrong side is the part your laying on?
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Fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still a retard.
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