Prettys Girls in your town

[Darkrainbown]

Find Girls in your city for night

[Till]

Just place a bag over their head even if they're pretty.

[Ragnar]

Just do butt stuff and it doesn't even matter if it's a girl

[Till]

Just do butt stuff and it doesn't even matter if it's a girl

It's better for the environment than bags over people's heads. But bags are reusable and condoms aren't.

[HeavyMetalGamer]

I once fucked a bitch from my town, then she went apeshit crazy. So I figured I would find someone farther out.

[Ragnar]

The bots should tell us where the easy Pakistani chicks are.

[Till]

The bots should tell us where the easy Pakistani chicks are.

And what the cheapest wholesale bag sales near you are.

[Ragnar]

Sir, our customers don't need to buy bags, they already come with them.

[Till]

Sir, our customers don't need to buy bags, they already come with them.

Muslims have it all figured out but need unisex bags over heads.

[deadlegion]

wtf is this shit

[Till]

wtf is this shit

A successful mindfuck thread about how humans have an arse for a face that is just as indecent to expose as our buttcheeks. If we're going to identify one another by the arse that ingests food at one end we should identify one another by the arse that fertilizes food at the other end. I for one want to do away with ID cards of faces and we should all cover our heads wearing crotchless clothing identifying one another by our cunts and cocks with digital genital recognition as standard form of ID. Faces are indecently exposed and indecent genital exposure is a viable custom that approximates the same functional purpose in social interaction.

https://www.thecut.com/2016/12/scien...apes-butt.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominini

[Ragnar]

wtf is this shit

Why hello there. Nice helmet...

[Till]

In my town there are pretty girls but looks aside mostly petty girls that expect perfection from you like their shit doesn't stink and as if anyone is perfect.

[deadlegion]

A successful mindfuck thread about how humans have an arse for a face that is just as indecent to expose as our buttcheeks. If we're going to identify one another by the arse that ingests food at one end we should identify one another by the arse that fertilizes food at the other end. I for one want to do away with ID cards of faces and we should all cover our heads wearing crotchless clothing identifying one another by our cunts and cocks with digital genital recognition as standard form of ID. Faces are indecently exposed and indecent genital exposure is a viable custom that approximates the same functional purpose in social interaction.

https://www.thecut.com/2016/12/scien...apes-butt.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominini

that's some funny shit right there dude

[Till]

Tired of nosy neighbors? Pop a bag on your noggin, and voila! Instant privacy. No more awkward eye contact during morning coffee runs.
Fashion Forward: Move over, haute couture! The bag-over-head look is the new black. It's avant-garde, edgy, and screams, "I'm too cool for conventional headwear.".
Anti-Paparazzi Shield: Celebrities swear by it. Slip on a designer bag (preferably one with air holes) and thwart those pesky paparazzi. Bonus points if you add oversized sunglasses for extra mystique.
Confidence Boost: Ever notice how confident bag-wearers seem? It’s like they’ve unlocked a secret power. Maybe it’s the anonymity or the gentle crinkle of plastic—it just works.
Bug-Free Zone: Worried about flies, mosquitoes, or judgmental ladybugs? Fear not! The bag-on-head method keeps pesky insects at bay. Plus, it doubles as a snack storage unit.