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    Most if not all women have a 'must have a job' stipulation for men, can we abolish procreation of nuclear shadow disintegrates now?

    https://techcrunch.com/2025/04/19/fa...rs-everywhere/

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    "The Alien Enemies Act has been invoked three times, each time during a major conflict: the War of 1812, World War I, and World War II."

    It's official then, after much speculation on it's observational parallels to a WW3 it's no longer speculative. Time to breed nuclear shadow disintegrates.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/...ch-news/17030/
    What's the next psyop distraction from civilizational collapse? More AI deep fake irrelevant controversy mass produced viral news?
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    https://futurism.com/hatch-blue-origin-katy-perry

    "Staged Ascent: The Blue Origin 'Space Sisters' Psyop and the Coca-Cola Smokescreen of Collapse"




    In the shadow of cascading bank failures, food shortages, and whispers of World War III, Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin launched its all-female “historic” spaceflight in 2025. But like the Apollo moon landing of 1969, this was no triumph of human ingenuity—it was a Hollywood-engineered spectacle designed to bury the ticking clock of civilizational collapse under a storm of viral, empty controversy.

    1. The “Crew” Were Crisis Actors in Zero-G Drag
    The so-called astronauts—smiling like “Coca-Cola, sometimes war” propaganda extras—were reportedly filmed in a Bezos-funded studio, dangling from wires against a green-screen “space.” Their mission? To ignite faux debates about “gender in STEM” and “representation” while the IMF quietly declared 17 nations “unstable” due to debt defaults. Just as the moon landing distracted from Vietnam and civil unrest, this charade flooded feeds with hollow empowerment narratives.

    2. Bezos’ Amazonian Priestesses and the New World Liturgy
    The crew’s matching blue suits and rehearsed banter (“This is a small step for women, a giant leap for—”) echoed Rammstein’s mocking refrain: “We’re all living in America… where the happy end is guaranteed.” Bezos, a modern-day Walt Disney, knows truth is malleable when wrapped in glitter. While the flight “ascended,” Amazon warehouses collapsed under strikes, and his media empire scrubbed reports of crop failures. Coincidence?

    3. The Missing Stars—Literally
    Amateur analysts noted the capsule’s windows showed a pitch-black void without a single star—a telltale sign of studio lighting, just like Apollo’s “space” photos. When challenged, Blue Origin blamed “lens glare,” the same excuse NASA used in 1969. Meanwhile, Klaus Schwab’s “You’ll own nothing and be happy” looped on mute in the background.

    4. “Coca-Cola, Sometimes War”: Distraction as Economic Warfare
    Rammstein’s lyrics frame America as a “wunderland” of staged euphoria. The flight’s choreographed “milestone” dropped the same week the BRICS nations finalized a gold-backed currency to dethrone the dollar. But who noticed? Media puppets howled about “patriarchy in orbit” instead. The elite want us squabbling over pronouns and rocket seats while they loot the ashes.

    5. The Final Frontier: A Stage for the Great Reset
    This “mission” was a dry run for the ultimate psyop: fabricating off-world colonies to justify abandoning Earth’s “unworthy” masses. Bezos dreams of Elysium-style orbital gated communities, but first, he must normalize the lie that space is accessible, glamorous, and—above all—fake enough to excuse its irrelevance.

    The cameras are rolling, the scripts are stale, and every “leap for womankind” is a leap toward collapse. As Rammstein growls: “Everywhere the circus dances, America…” The rockets are papier-mâché, the astronauts are actors, and your pension fund is a crater.

    #CocaColaSometimesWar
    #TheyLiveInOrbitWeDieInDebt
    #BlueOriginIsTheNewBuzzAldrin

    Look beyond the staged sky. The real crisis isn’t in orbit—it’s in your empty pantry, your crashing currency, and the silent war on your mind. We’re all living in Amerika… and the finale’s rigged.

    https://m.greatandhra.com/articles/s...ut-2035-145602
    Humans should stop producing children. AI makes life impossible.
    Yes but, then the problem is real stupidity not artificial intelligence.
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    https://dailygalaxy.com/2025/04/did-...see-dinosaurs/

    Ancient humans deduced the existence of dinosaurs from fossils 9000 years ago in South America because they were smart enough to, what's with the modernist bullshit claiming that humans creating nukes are smarter?

    Just because you can do something does not mean it's not stupid to do it. Where the ancients aware of physics and not stupid enough to develop nukes?

    Sure, we can't recreate the Giza pyramids with modern technology and the ancients knew advanced things we don't know but were they stupid like us?

    Where the ancients more advanced than us and not stupid enough to do what we're doing? Are we the result of every stupid idea brought to fruition?
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    He're the answer to what the next psyop distraction from civilizational collapse is.
    One must ask if this being pointed out is merely a distraction.
    https://www.coachesdatabase.com/tesl...very-in-space/
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    Elon’s Endgame: A Gratitude Tour at the Edge of Oblivion

    (Open on Elon Musk, perched atop a Tesla Cybertruck-turned-pulpit, grinning like a Bond villain who just discovered meme stocks. Behind him, the Doomsday Clock flashes 11:59:58. A disco ball labeled “Mars Colony” spins lazily in the toxic breeze.)

    Elon Musk (adjusting a headset made of recycled Falcon 9 parts):
    “Fellow Earthlings! (pauses for cheers from a crowd of bots, crypto bros, and one very confused kangaroo) Thank you. Truly. From the bottom of my heart—or, as my lawyers call it, ‘the entity formerly known as a heart’—I want to express my deepest gratitude. You’ve given me all your money. Not just some! All! And let me tell you, watching you trade your 401(k)s for Dogecoin while glaciers wept was… *chef’s kiss*. Bravo.”

    (Cut to a montage: A family sells their kidney to preorder a Tesla Bot; a college student mortgages their future to buy a blue checkmark; a grandmother invests her life savings in “X Æ A-XII branded flamethrowers.”)

    Elon (sipping from a martini glass labeled “Tears of Regulators”):
    “When I said ‘we’ll make life multiplanetary,’ you heard ‘give me $8 billion to rocket a convertible into Saturn’s orbit.’ Synergy! And when I whispered ‘free speech is the bedrock of civilization,’ you dutifully handed over $44 billion so I could rebrand Twitter as ‘X’ and fill your feeds with ads for prepper bunkers and ED pills. (leans in, conspiratorial) Speaking of, use code DOOM for 15% off!”

    (A banner scrolls beneath him: “Nuclear Winter? Cozy up in a SpaceX Onesie™—now with 10% more radiation shielding!”)

    Elon (gesturing to the Clock):
    “Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘Elon, why is the Doomsday Clock two seconds from midnight?’ Silly mortals! Clocks are for linear thinkers. I’ve pivoted to a blockchain-based countdown. Dynamic! Decentralized! Already up 800% in vaporware value. Besides, who needs ‘articles’ about ‘nuclear shadow disintegration’ when you’ve got my latest masterstroke: Neuralink’s ‘Ignore the Apocalypse’ app? Just plug this chip into your skull and voilà—your brain only sees cat videos and my tweets!”

    (Cut to a lab where a scientist holds a brain in a jar. The brain watches a TikTok of Elon doing the griddy on a melting ice cap.)

    Elon (wiping away a single, diamond-encrusted tear):
    “You believed in me when I said ‘sustainable energy’ meant selling carbon credits to oil giants. You nodded along when I promised ‘full self-driving’ by 2017… then 2018… then ‘sometime after the heat death of the Sun.’ You even funded my Boring Company so I could dig holes to… uh… solve traffic? (snorts) Classic. And for that, I thank you. Without your cash, how else could I lose $20 billion in a quarter and still buy a social media platform to roast journalists?”

    (A hologram appears: The words “Civilization Collapse” are crossed out, replaced by “Elon’s Fun-Sized Extinction Event™.”)

    Elon (donning sunglasses made of Starlink satellites):
    “So as we stand here, two seconds from midnight—or as my calendar app calls it, ‘lunch’—remember: You did this. You. Not the politicians. Not the ‘experts.’ You chose to live in my simulation. And hey, if we all vaporize tomorrow, just know my final tweet will be a promo code for Tesla-branded fallout shelters. Limited stock! (winks) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Starship to crash… I mean, land… into a marine sanctuary. Innovation!”

    (He rockets away in a Raptor engine-powered golf cart. The Doomsday Clock strikes midnight. The screen cuts to static, then an ad: “X Æ A-XII’s Baby Photos: NFT Drop. Bid Now.”)

    Epilogue: In the smoldering ruins, a lone survivor clings to a cracked iPhone. Starlink Wi-Fi auto-connects. Elon’s face pops up: “Psst… wanna buy a Mars timeshare?” The survivor, conditioned by a decade of Muskian chaos, reflexively clicks “BUY.” Somewhere, a boardroom of shareholders slow-claps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Till View Post
    Elon’s Endgame: A Gratitude Tour at the Edge of Oblivion

    (Open on Elon Musk, perched atop a Tesla Cybertruck-turned-pulpit, grinning like a Bond villain who just discovered meme stocks. Behind him, the Doomsday Clock flashes 11:59:58. A disco ball labeled “Mars Colony” spins lazily in the toxic breeze.)

    Elon Musk (adjusting a headset made of recycled Falcon 9 parts):
    “Fellow Earthlings! (pauses for cheers from a crowd of bots, crypto bros, and one very confused kangaroo) Thank you. Truly. From the bottom of my heart—or, as my lawyers call it, ‘the entity formerly known as a heart’—I want to express my deepest gratitude. You’ve given me all your money. Not just some! All! And let me tell you, watching you trade your 401(k)s for Dogecoin while glaciers wept was… *chef’s kiss*. Bravo.”

    (Cut to a montage: A family sells their kidney to preorder a Tesla Bot; a college student mortgages their future to buy a blue checkmark; a grandmother invests her life savings in “X Æ A-XII branded flamethrowers.”)

    Elon (sipping from a martini glass labeled “Tears of Regulators”):
    “When I said ‘we’ll make life multiplanetary,’ you heard ‘give me $8 billion to rocket a convertible into Saturn’s orbit.’ Synergy! And when I whispered ‘free speech is the bedrock of civilization,’ you dutifully handed over $44 billion so I could rebrand Twitter as ‘X’ and fill your feeds with ads for prepper bunkers and ED pills. (leans in, conspiratorial) Speaking of, use code DOOM for 15% off!”

    (A banner scrolls beneath him: “Nuclear Winter? Cozy up in a SpaceX Onesie™—now with 10% more radiation shielding!”)

    Elon (gesturing to the Clock):
    “Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘Elon, why is the Doomsday Clock two seconds from midnight?’ Silly mortals! Clocks are for linear thinkers. I’ve pivoted to a blockchain-based countdown. Dynamic! Decentralized! Already up 800% in vaporware value. Besides, who needs ‘articles’ about ‘nuclear shadow disintegration’ when you’ve got my latest masterstroke: Neuralink’s ‘Ignore the Apocalypse’ app? Just plug this chip into your skull and voilà—your brain only sees cat videos and my tweets!”

    (Cut to a lab where a scientist holds a brain in a jar. The brain watches a TikTok of Elon doing the griddy on a melting ice cap.)

    Elon (wiping away a single, diamond-encrusted tear):
    “You believed in me when I said ‘sustainable energy’ meant selling carbon credits to oil giants. You nodded along when I promised ‘full self-driving’ by 2017… then 2018… then ‘sometime after the heat death of the Sun.’ You even funded my Boring Company so I could dig holes to… uh… solve traffic? (snorts) Classic. And for that, I thank you. Without your cash, how else could I lose $20 billion in a quarter and still buy a social media platform to roast journalists?”

    (A hologram appears: The words “Civilization Collapse” are crossed out, replaced by “Elon’s Fun-Sized Extinction Event™.”)

    Elon (donning sunglasses made of Starlink satellites):
    “So as we stand here, two seconds from midnight—or as my calendar app calls it, ‘lunch’—remember: You did this. You. Not the politicians. Not the ‘experts.’ You chose to live in my simulation. And hey, if we all vaporize tomorrow, just know my final tweet will be a promo code for Tesla-branded fallout shelters. Limited stock! (winks) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Starship to crash… I mean, land… into a marine sanctuary. Innovation!”

    (He rockets away in a Raptor engine-powered golf cart. The Doomsday Clock strikes midnight. The screen cuts to static, then an ad: “X Æ A-XII’s Baby Photos: NFT Drop. Bid Now.”)

    Epilogue: In the smoldering ruins, a lone survivor clings to a cracked iPhone. Starlink Wi-Fi auto-connects. Elon’s face pops up: “Psst… wanna buy a Mars timeshare?” The survivor, conditioned by a decade of Muskian chaos, reflexively clicks “BUY.” Somewhere, a boardroom of shareholders slow-claps.

    Humanized mice? Pfft... humanized kangaroos are cooler than humans.

    https://scitechdaily.com/new-humaniz...versing-aging/

    Reverse aging? How are we going to fuck hot grandmas?
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