Found a bizarre ashtray at work yesterday, Look like a pink glass dildo with the tray part inside the ballsack
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So some of us have personal stash spots, plastic tubs that are marked where we put stuff that might need checking online for pricing etc.
One guy there is homophobic so I stuck the dildo ashtray inside his work apron in his stash tub. He'll freak when he pulls that out