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    Default Religion = Original Birth Control: My Argument(Warning: Slightly racy content)

    Well, in my general meanderings with Battousai this morning I formulated this theory.
    Why Post-Marital Sex is Birth Control.
    After masturbation, you find out sex feels good.
    Masturbation is usually done at ages 12+.
    Therefore, finding out it is a good thing (and that sex is a good thing through this) said person seeks to "do it more" (sex and masturbation)
    There were no birth control devices at the time, so very likely that sex would result in children.
    Sex drive is at it's most powerul at ages 13-18.
    It is socially awkward to marry under 18 (too young etc.) so people would marry at 18, when extremely powerful sex drive is wilting.
    This would result in less babies, as there is no desire to have more sex.

    THE END.
    Close it if it's too racy, but some controversial discussion would be nice.

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    hmmm.... maybe... doesn't apply to all people though... to each their own....

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    i dont kno..... its hard for me to say anything. well... im my opinion, have safe sex?

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    Nope the age thing doesn't make any sense, people were getting married by 14 in the middle ages and earlier previously. And people are in their prime at about 20 and most likely to have viable offspring as due to the human body it is unlikely a female survives if they have a child to young waiting until about 20 increases the population.

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    An interesting hypothesis, but I really don't think it has much merit to it. Humans never needed population control back then, in fact the more people we had the better we did. Although evolution can be quite amazing at times, I don't think this is feasible...
    Last edited by KnightofNachos; 24th-August-2003 at 12:03.

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    Not particularly, no. That theory niether made sence, nor actually pertained to religion in any way whatsoever. I may have missed something, as I am slightly out of sorts right now, but I just found it to be a bunch of mumbo-jumbo and no offense to Toto but a bit silly and far-fetched as well. It's sorta interesting, but as KoN said, there's little merit in it.
    Last edited by Cyberxion; 25th-August-2003 at 16:20.

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    funny..
    but what happens if thou hast already copulated?

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    It's funny, people need to realize that sex makes babies, no matter how old you are (except maybe past 60)

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    A man can still get a woman pregnant until the day he dies.

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    Originally posted by zeldafan
    It's funny, people need to realize that sex makes babies, no matter how old you are (except maybe past 60)
    I wasn't aware babies could make babies. The world we live in...

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    Originally posted by Jonathan Harker
    A man can still get a woman pregnant until the day he dies.
    For that, he'd have to try really hard, well, if he's pretty old actually

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    but the chance of that is incredibly slim

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    omfg

    r u insane

    thats the reason marriages end in devorce

    2/3 marriages in california end up in devorce and the rate goes higher and higher as the age lowers

    and then u end up paying allimony

    and if your really screwed child support for 18 YEARS!!!

    imho dont even think about marraige before 25

    if u really think about it men really have nothing to gain through marraige except raising a family

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    Originally posted by Slayer
    if u really think about it men really have nothing to gain through marraige except raising a family
    Thats one of the if not THE most stupidest comment i have ever heard...

    You think the only thing good about marriage is raising a family! What about the bond between you and your wife/husband, knowing that have a partner for life, there is no greater way of saying "i love you" then getting married in my oppinion.

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