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    Attracting tourists of the
    Space Invader game kind.




    You ever notice how tourists from the Space Invaders game are always out of this world? I mean, they invade our space like they own the place! They come down all "beep-boop" like they're on some intergalactic vacation, but let me tell you, they're the worst at blending in. You'll spot them a mile away with their pixelated faces and those awkward movements, like they're trying to do the robot but failing miserably. And don't get me started on their invasion tactics - it's like they've never heard of subtlety! They just line up and march towards you like they're in some kind of retro conga line. But hey, at least they're polite enough to give you a heads-up with that ominous music before they crash the party. So next time you see those space tourists invading your neighborhood, just remember: they may be from another galaxy, but they still can't parallel park worth a shit!

    I'm from Florida, and bracing myself for a drug and alcohol addled Spring Break college student tourist invasion. Constant reminder that Winter is over and Spring is here again. With any luck the tourist invasion will include Space Invader tourists whether or not it's drunk and high tourist induced mass hysteria taste of own medicine.






    Florida should pay tourists to stay away.

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/miami-bea...d-commissioner
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    Spring break mayhem.


    Nothing legalizing throwing manure at tourists can't fix.
    Last edited by Till; 14th-March-2024 at 19:35. Reason: It's a small world after all...
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    Speaking of aliens, why are they almost always depicted as naked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pug View Post
    Speaking of aliens, why are they almost always depicted as naked?
    The absence of clothing among reported alien sightings could be attributed to a variety of factors. Firstly, cultural differences play a significant role in how individuals perceive and utilize clothing. Just as human cultures vary in their clothing norms, aliens may have entirely different social norms or may not have developed the concept of clothing at all. Secondly, the biological makeup of aliens could contribute to their lack of clothing. If they possess different physiological features or skin compositions compared to humans, they may not require clothing for protection or modesty. For instance, their skin might offer sufficient protection against environmental elements or regulate temperature differently. Moreover, advanced technological capabilities might make traditional clothing unnecessary for aliens. They could have devised sophisticated materials or personal force fields that fulfill the functions of clothing, such as providing protection and privacy. Lastly, environmental adaptations on their home planet could influence their clothing practices. If their planet has a stable climate or if they have evolved to thrive in extreme conditions without the need for clothing, they may simply not perceive the need to wear it. In essence, the absence of clothing among reported aliens are variables of culture, biology, technology, and environment in shaping perceptions and practices related to attire. Or simply nudists from outer space intelligent enough to not wear clothes because it leaves fibers that are physical forensic evidence and they don't want to be detected. Grey aliens in particular are not anatomically correct, no reproductive organs or digestive tract ending in a sphincter so they have nothing to cover up with clothing for a modest reason. Either clones or biological robots.
    Last edited by Till; 18th-March-2024 at 13:18. Reason: Anyway...
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