What is the coolest/most amazing thimg thats ever happened to you?

[wytenoiz]

Mine is when I stopped drinking and doing drugs. Went cold turkey and tripped out. Watched Disney's Robin Hood went out and stole diamonds from Zales and Kays, pawned them, then handed out all the money to random kids around town. I actually thought I was Robin Hood. Went to jail for 90 days which blew ass, and 5 years probation but it was an adventure. Whats yours?

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[Older Frog]

For real?

[wytenoiz]

For real?

Yeah man it seemed all real too. But instead of green tights I wore expensive "Goodfellas" suits (which I stole prior). Man it cool. It all seemed so real which is the trippiest part. When I got arrested outside of my house, maybe 4 days later, they had guns out, telling me "knees on the ground now!". I was so perplexed on how I got caught. Even in the holding cell, I just KNEW someone was going to bust me out because "THEY" needed my expert Robin Hood Skills. Yeah....now I work at a pizzeria and my life is so dull after that. There's a lot more in between the story, like I thought I was a revolutionary leader for the future of the American economy giving speeches at restaurants in the seating areas, or I was being secretly monitored or hinted by "them" telling me I'm going to be Hollywood's next big star, or buying and storing 100's of dollars worth of toys in my room for kids I didn't have. It was....well....it was fun but yeah .....lol

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[Zaladane]

I once got the ball in the cup 100 times in a row.


I win.

[Ragnar]

What is the coolest/most amazing thimg thats ever happened to you?

Once, I called in sick to work, when I wasn't sick! Then I spent the day watching TV. But the most shocking part...

Spoiler warning:

This happened today

[Older Frog]

Ok I'll play.

I had Charlize Theron, Emma Watson, Cote De Pablo, Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek in bed with me and they all fought over who gets to sit on my face first.

[wytenoiz]

Ok I'll play.

I had Charlize Theron, Emma Watson, Cote De Pablo, Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek in bed with me and they all fought over who gets to sit on my face first.

You win

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[Older Frog]

That's not all, Penelope won and she smothered me to death but I had a big smile on my face.

[wushuFU]

Coolest was maybe when I drove to school on a Monday and saw a "Closed" sign in the driveway because they hadn't plowed the previous days snow. Bought $20 worth of McSh*ts and toked all day with my brother.

That's not all, Penelope won and she smothered me to death but I had a big smile on my face.

You can be in charge of the mustache rides.
I think I'd pass on Penelope.

[Older Frog]

Your loss.

[wushuFU]

When was that taken, 15 years ago?

I saw this
800px-Premios_Goya_2018_-_Penélope_Cruz.jpg


...though maybe I'd revisit the proposition after a bottle of whiskey

[Older Frog]

I'm 68 so she's still pretty to me.

[wushuFU]

I'm 68 so she's still pretty to me.

Gotcha. I should have deduced that from your username.

Enjoy

[skullpoker]

The second pic is better than the first.

I reproduced.

thrice.

[deadlegion]

I'm 68 so she's still pretty to me.

Still looks ok in that second pic imo, apparently she's only a year younger than me.