The Biannual-Out: Beware of Bill Aims! :O

[Gypsy]

IGN doesn't like it. What a drag.

[Slacker Magician]

Actually, cartoon Hobbit is probably better than the Hobbit trilogy.

I prefer the cartoon. Jackson went overboard.

[Crash-Headroom]

IGN doesn't like it. What a drag.

Yes, I remember their toilet tissue review when it came out. "its to long, its to hard (boomboom) its to boring its juuust like colonial marine waaaah" On that day i finally realised game journalists will be one of the first people up against the wall when the republic of crash takes over.

[deadlegion]

Indeed, their entire dialogue is very comical tbh "You and I are going to have a talk about safety" as its beating you to death...

"Let me help you"

[Slacker Magician]

Either of you 2 seen the old "Wizards" 70s cartoon?

The Dungeons and Dragons cartoon has a wizard in it, does that count ?

[deadlegion]

IGN doesn't like it. What a drag.

A lot of retards poo-poo'd it.

They just died too much Probably from hiding in lockers which is for gays.

[Crash-Headroom]

A lot of retards poo-poo'd it.

They just died too much Probably from hiding in lockers which is for gays.

WHAT is that function that you get 1millisecond to press when the alien comes up? Hold breath or something? XD Never been able to use it because the game is like "You hid in a locker? Awww, bless! wanna save yours-OOP nope fuck you alien rape time AGAIN!"

[Gypsy]

I prefer the cartoon. Jackson went overboard.

Waaaaaaaaaaaay too bloated.

Yes, I remember their toilet tissue review when it came out. "its to long, its to hard (boomboom) its to boring its juuust like colonial marine waaaah" On that day i finally realised game journalists will be one of the first people up against the wall when the republic of crash takes over.

"Journalists". That said there are some good honest reviewers out there still I'm sure. I really dig old PC magazine game reviews generally.

[deadlegion]

There was also the whole initial "Ripley is DLC" BS.
Who fucking cares. It's a great game and was well worthy of a sequel, more worthy than a lot of other crap that gets sequels anyway.

[Gypsy]

A lot of retards poo-poo'd it.

They just died too much Probably from hiding in lockers which is for gays.

DICK UNICORNSSSSS.

Yeah I don't really care about the IGN review of course.

[deadlegion]

WHAT is that function that you get 1millisecond to press when the alien comes up? Hold breath or something? XD Never been able to use it because the game is like "You hid in a locker? Awww, bless! wanna save yours-OOP nope fuck you alien rape time AGAIN!"

All my best runs didn't involve lockers or holding my breath

[Slacker Magician]

Well for Beth games it's a virtually a necessity.

I spent some time researching the possibility of porting Morrowind to PS3 (using Oblivion) and it just can't be done...well I can't figure it out anyway. I can mod Oblivion, Fallout 3 & NV on PS3 easy enough though, just can't do anything ridiculous on the gfx enhancement side of things because the hardware is too weak.
Skyrim is doable too but I haven't bothered as I have SE on current gen, I'll wait until I have an Xbone so I can actually use external assets

Not going out of your way to avoid playing it on PC works too .

[Crash-Headroom]

There was also the whole initial "Ripley is DLC" BS.
Who fucking cares. It's a great game and was well worthy of a sequel, more worthy than a lot of other crap that gets sequels anyway.

But, she wasn't DLC lol creative shipped almost an equal amount of every version which is stupid :/ Hell even I have the ripley edition that came with the other dlc too XD IGN just need to stfu and realise they are the dead walking.

[Crash-Headroom]

Waaaaaaaaaaaay too bloated.



"Journalists". That said there are some good honest reviewers out there still I'm sure. I really dig old PC magazine game reviews generally.

There is a great english guy called Charlie Brooker, ex-games journalist turned satirist with an amazing sense of humour. If you find some old reviews by him they are damn good and damn funny (he also used to crank call people...did a great one back in 1998 of calling rockstar and saying his son has locked him in his room and is threatning to go on a rampage over GTA XD)

[Gypsy]

If it was in old UK game mags it seems unlikely. Though they could be archived online now.