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Thread: The Wang Out: Penis in Nakayoshi World

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    So are you




    This guy makes me look like the model member!! Should have kept him around to make me look good!

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    Hmmm. In the mood for an old Starwars RTS.

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    Guys, I'm shaking. I'm *** shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Skysovereign, Consul Flagship. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly *** hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do *** ANYTHING for the chance to get Skysovereign, Consul Flagship pregnant. A N Y T H I N G.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    Guys, I'm shaking. I'm *** shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Skysovereign, Consul Flagship. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly *** hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do *** ANYTHING for the chance to get Skysovereign, Consul Flagship pregnant. A N Y T H I N G.
    And you aren't sharing images?

    For shame.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    Thanks for shitting on my theory
    Normally it escalates. But it seems like people were tired of putting up with an argumentative little troll who adds nothing of value. Since he had no plans to stop bitching out staff over every little thing and no one seems to care if he's around we decided to take him out back and shoot him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    And you aren't sharing images?

    For shame.

    Normally it escalates. But it seems like people were tired of putting up with an argumentative little troll who adds nothing of value. Since he had no plans to stop bitching out staff over every little thing and no one seems to care if he's around we decided to take him out back and shoot him.
    If you fuck around i n help threads long enough the Zor will shut ya down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    If you fuck around i n help threads long enough the Zor will shut ya down.
    That too.

    Old man Zorlon will not put up with you kids messing up his well manicured lawn.

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    While Ray is just sitting there masturbating...

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    While Ray is just sitting there masturbating...
    Well yeah.

    I mean a family restaurant is totally the right place to crank one out.

    Fucking cops.

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    Ouch! Chili cheese nachos are much more fun going in than out.


    Feels like I just gave birth to a bowling ball.


    Toilethumor.com.

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    Also ran out of toilet paper and had to jump in the shower and douche my ass.

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    Snows like crazy yesterday and today jumps to 5-10c.

    Wtf.

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    Also where the hell is everybody?

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    Frozen solid.

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    it is so fucking good to be back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldred View Post
    Frozen solid.
    Nope

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