The Milady was here Out: Your hangout is full of death growls

[Raype]

We both posted for the first time in months within twenty minutes of each other? Woah. Clearly DESTINY is at work here. And not the Bungie game.

Destiny hasn't been at work ever since Ivolt got distracted and wandered off.

But soon. SOON.

(Also it's because gare started reading again. We're all hiding in the cracks between webpages now)

[Ivolt]

No we're real.

And even if we weren't we can still hurt you.

Don't hurt me, I just went on vacation and my life is suffering.

We both posted for the first time in months within twenty minutes of each other? Woah. Clearly DESTINY is at work here. And not the Bungie game.

I KNOW THINGS SOMETIMES. Also Gare.

[Raype]

Don't hurt me, I just went on vacation and my life is suffering.

Plan an alibi. Hire someone to kill your family.

Problem solved.

[Inferno.]

Well well well, what we got here?

[Elin]

(Also it's because gare started reading again. We're all hiding in the cracks between webpages now)

Wait, what was Gare doing?

[Ivolt]

Well well well, what we got here?

Plz halp me, I am lost and cold and hungry.

Not alone though. Never alone. Much to my chagrin.

[Elin]

Well well well, what we got here?

Your guess is as good as mine. I just came for the fabulous first issue of ROM Spaceknight.

[Ivolt]

Wait, what was Gare doing?

Regaling us of wonderful stories.

Or of terrible posts.

They all kind of blend together after a while.

[Raype]

Wait, what was Gare doing?

Reading about how we're all...whatever that incomprehensible guy kept calling us.

He always picks the worst times to read EP.

I'm assuming he's slacking from work again.

Plz halp me, I am lost and cold and hungry.

Not alone though. Never alone. Much to my chagrin.

When you have multiple personalities you're never alone.

Or just talk to yourself a lot.

[Gare]

Wait, what was Gare doing?

RAY'S MOTHER

Clearly it was worth logging in after God knows how many months just for this.

[Elin]

RAY'S MOTHER

Clearly it was worth logging in after God knows how many months just for this.

If this is the last post ever made on your account, it will be a good note to go out on.

[Raype]

RAY'S MOTHER

Clearly it was worth logging in after God knows how many months just for this.

I hope you were gentle at least.

Getting real tired of paying for hip replacements.

[Gare]

Clearly DESTINY is at work here. And not the Bungie game.

I know of a better kind of Destiny!

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As a side note, I like how every time I log into EP I forget my password and have to reset it because it's been AGES.

[Elin]

Reading about how we're all...whatever that incomprehensible guy kept calling us.

He always picks the worst times to read EP.

I'm assuming he's slacking from work again.

One of the first threads I clicked on was a now banned member grilling someone over how LPs were an abysmal waste of time, and how we should all be doing more creative things instead. Like... I don't know, complaining about LPs or something. Nice to see our standards aren't slipping, and we're still bringing in some top tier keyboard warriors.

[Inferno.]

This is the wrong hangout guise. The idiots will be here soon.