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[deadlegion]

Why even live if you can't eat delicious cow organs once in a while?

Also people get cancer from everything. Fucking radio waves are recognized as a carcinogen by the WHO.

And why do domesticated animals exist, also radio waves?

People.

People kill people, so kill all the people and you'll live longer.

[Zaladane]

Eat people!

[Raype]

And why do domesticated animals exist, also radio waves?

People.

People kill people, so kill all the people and you'll live longer.

Companionship. And also backup food source. What? People ate sled dogs and horses all the time in a pinch. History is amazing.

There was some big blow up about processed meats being recognized as a class something or other by the WHO (pre emotive yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh) a while back. Basically it's suspected of causing cancer. The list of suspected carcinogens is hilarious. My apartment has about 80 different carcinogens in it. And my cell phone is slowly giving me ball/ass cancer.

[Raype]

Also I think the WHO proved a correlation between pinball and being deaf dumb and blind.

But the point is we need to blow up the sun to stop skin cancer. Which will also kill all the humans who happen to be a great source of cancer. Who's with me?

[Cosmic]

Should not have went out for Chinese today.

My local is currently closed for Chinese New Year. I am genuinely having withdrawals.

[deadlegion]

Eat people!

Yeah well it's something all the meat eaters should think about. I mean cut down on the ridiculous amount of cows, pigs etc and just eat poor people.

[Ace Ventura]

Well I just find it strange that other GameStop's around my area are having a midnight release and we're not. Also, there were people on Saturday who got it who weren't even press. Fuckers.

[deadlegion]

Also I think the WHO proved a correlation between pinball and being deaf dumb and blind.

But the point is we need to blow up the sun to stop skin cancer. Which will also kill all the humans who happen to be a great source of cancer. Who's with me?

Skin cancer is no joke if you live in a country like this. I worry about that more than anything else. Snakes, spiders etc are a walk in the park Even crocs don't terrify me.

[Raype]

Yeah well it's something all the meat eaters should think about. I mean cut down on the ridiculous amount of cows, pigs etc and just eat poor people.

I'll take it under consideration.

In a completely unrelated note;

Hey Zal, what are you doing tomorrow for dinner?

My local is currently closed for Chinese New Year. I am genuinely having withdrawals.

Ugh why do the Chinese get to have the new year all to themselves? Was getting their own part of town not enough for them?

#yellowprivilege

[Raype]

Personally I've always preferred eating the rich.

1% is lower in fat and all those ads have convinced me to switch over.

Also their money makes good napkins.

[deadlegion]

Personally I've always preferred eating the rich.

1% is lower in fat and all those ads have convinced me to switch over.

Also their money makes good napkins.

Dunno man, plenty of rich folk have too many additives.

[Raype]

Dunno man, plenty of rich folk have too many additives.

It's fine, those are just good ol preservatives. Helps keep you young.

Also in accordance with native customs I intend to use every part of the rich person. Already have a bed made of fake tits and a window made of monocle glass

[deadlegion]

Just make sure there aren't any witnesses. MJ made that mistake.

Spoiler warning:

Contains a re-enactment, not actual footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R-5jhzRoa8

[Zaladane]

Eat Chinese people!

[Raype]

Eat Chinese people!

You'll just be hungry again an hour later.