OK, I know it seems odd I never drank (except one glass of wine, once), never smoked (tobacco or marijuana), never did harder drugs...I was a very law-abiding teenager. Even in perfectly legal activities, I don't even think I joined any after-school clubs, except the chess club for maybe a month, at the most. I did get a job early compared to most people and kept it far longer than most others, but I wasn't ever a good employee (If you find a mouse in the seed bin, the appropriate thing to do is not going to the assistant manager everyone knows is afraid of rodents and telling her, "We just found something really interesting you need to see!" and then letting her get really close to the container before tilting it so she can see

).