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    Mister Smiley, Mister Smiley!
    Evans, for the Reality check.



    Have you read Tancred's posts?



    What are your impressions?



    I see, I see. You're saying he should stop whining about getting caught for idiotic shit he does? I concur.



    Thanks for your time, Mister Smiley.


    I know, it's been said, but not this way.


    Tancred, I highly doubt you're an honor student just by looking at how you type. Anyways, whining about how you were told you were doing illegal or stupid shit does in no way make you look like the big person in that story. Cops have a job to do, and that's what they did. Now, grow up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tancred
    OMG. I'm a bad person? I"m a goddamn honors studen believe it or not with an 85 average. not all that fancy but awesome enough to get to a good college. i plan to major in music and become a guitar teacher int he future. mad easy job, makes enough money for booze and has enough free time to have a band which i really neeed.

    Yea you guys all supporting cops... well where were the po-po's on thursday? huh? my buddy found a hammer when we were both hammered and knocked off the head of a jesus statue... we also stole around 8 more beers after drinking 3 st ide's each and filling the last one with wine and vodka. then we went to best buy and played the keyboards on full blast for an hour. no one stopped us... no one told us to chill out. shit we even passed out in someones driveway and the guy parked there was like "you nubs okay?" my buddy was like "yea bro lemme wake my buddy up and we'll GTFO kthx" and everyone was all smooth. no probs with anyone nothing wrong.
    Just because they didn't catch you gettting blasted then doesn't make that right or legal, either. So, it's their fault if they catch you, and their fault if they don't...and I'm not sure how being a B Honors student has much to do with you getting plastered, either. I was B honors at best, too, and did nothing like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tancred
    OMG. I'm a bad person? I"m a goddamn honors studen believe it or not with an 85 average. not all that fancy but awesome enough to get to a good college.
    whats that gotta do with all the shit you pulled in that story you gave us? honestly, you and your friend asked for trouble. and you got it.

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    As for where the cops were then. Probably fighting busy fighting crime instead of wasting they're time with you two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciel
    I was B honors at best, too, and did nothing like that.
    That's BS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans
    That's BS.
    OK, I know it seems odd I never drank (except one glass of wine, once), never smoked (tobacco or marijuana), never did harder drugs...I was a very law-abiding teenager. Even in perfectly legal activities, I don't even think I joined any after-school clubs, except the chess club for maybe a month, at the most. I did get a job early compared to most people and kept it far longer than most others, but I wasn't ever a good employee (If you find a mouse in the seed bin, the appropriate thing to do is not going to the assistant manager everyone knows is afraid of rodents and telling her, "We just found something really interesting you need to see!" and then letting her get really close to the container before tilting it so she can see ).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciel
    OK, I know it seems odd I never drank (except one glass of wine, once), never smoked (tobacco or marijuana), never did harder drugs...I was a very law-abiding teenager. Even in perfectly legal activities, I don't even think I joined any after-school clubs, except the chess club for maybe a month, at the most. I did get a job early compared to most people and kept it far longer than most others, but I wasn't ever a good employee (If you find a mouse in the seed bin, the appropriate thing to do is not going to the assistant manager everyone knows is afraid of rodents and telling her, "We just found something really interesting you need to see!" and then letting her get really close to the container before tilting it so she can see ).
    Your loss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciel
    OK, I know it seems odd I never drank (except one glass of wine, once), never smoked (tobacco or marijuana), never did harder drugs...I was a very law-abiding teenager. Even in perfectly legal activities, I don't even think I joined any after-school clubs, except the chess club for maybe a month, at the most. I did get a job early compared to most people and kept it far longer than most others, but I wasn't ever a good employee (If you find a mouse in the seed bin, the appropriate thing to do is not going to the assistant manager everyone knows is afraid of rodents and telling her, "We just found something really interesting you need to see!" and then letting her get really close to the container before tilting it so she can see ).
    Ahem, that was meant for the "B honors" thing.

    Of course, I expected you to be boring. :X
    j/k

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    Tancred, go and get drunk, then kjill some dudes, then shoot up the cop shop, then resist arrest and say "WTF am I getting arrested for." Then give fake details, and wait for the money to come pouring in.
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    tancred, just don't carry donuts with you. they'll be on your ass like flies to shit.

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    Noz way man! Cops stopping crime! WTF!!!! Next thing you'll see is a fireman putting out fires! No fucking way that can happen! The man must be taken down at all costs!

    Heh, no need to go on, the other said it all.

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    can you imagine all the crimes being commited if there were no donuts left on earth? we couldn't get a cop to save our lives!

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    How many times do you get wasted a day?

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    oh shit lag lol you be back

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    What a shitty experience(s). I haven't had many run-ins with the law except for a few occasions(fucking around with pellet guns, "tampering" with the pipelines of a septic tank, and once nearly setting up a cardboard recycling can on fire), then again I don't really do that kind of stuff as I'm no longer in high school and live on my own in a sense. But yeah, don't get wasted on the street, especially if you're well under the legal drinking age. Go Germany. I wish I could've had more fun like you when I was in H.S. By the way, what is this "summon" thing? Like, did they get your name and address or anything?

    By the way, I want this man's children.

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