Post some really kick-ass quotes that other members have like...typed!

[Evans]

Read a bit more carefully... it's a he!
And I wholeheartedly agree.

[Cosmic]

Yep.

I still feel really bad about that comment! That said, even I must confess that I miss the days when you, Jimmy and Dave went on spamming sprees. Good times...

[Paladin_Hammer]

good times...

[McGuinty]

Classy.

whoever soeru was talking to must have been a giant douche. I bet he couldn't even tell the difference between a German and a Swiss German.

[johnny blaze]

That time Sprung said he's never coming back because Skinner8 was unbanned. That was funny.

[McGuinty]

i remember that. it's even funnier in retrospect. hindsight being 20/20. damn i hate cliches. but i like sentence fragments.

[Norgus]

Am I missing it somewhere, or is there no feature to show which posts you have given rep to? (might be able to find good quotes better that way)

[Skinner8]

No such feature.

[Cookie Monster]

Argh, Nachos is waving his retro access in my face as if it was his own three-inch, dirty shrivelled penis...

[Clive]

Many posts in the Record Breaking Topic were of high amusement value. Much laughter can also be garnished from the IRC quotes section, if permitted.

Asides from that, there was a story thread about 2 years ago that was rather natty. One of those ones where each person writes a sentence to the story in turn. Ridiculously sublime, that was.

[Evans]

Schutzstaffel, don't be mad. I know you may be full of anti-semitic rage ,but thats in the past I bet their is some qoute with the moral being if you live in the past your die or bad shit will happen.besides jews are alright, but without them who would hitler blame all of germanys problems on so he could get a step closer into getting in power. I will stop right their because I know this post will get a warning or something.Shadow X "They have a cream for that, you know. :p" yes I saw it on the clearence isle for medical stuff next to the breast feeding pads and tampons.

Here, Schutzstaffel, try wearing this pickelhaube, since he's not actually using mind-control rays like the government. Imperial German, so it's only off by a couple decades, and it has a pointy end you can stick into things. Like abysmal grammar.

Ouch.

[Raype]

These go together, so read both before saying it makes no sense.

you mean arcade roms? like, for mame? which roms don't work for you and what emulator(s) are you using? by the way, this belongs in everything emulation *cough* do your job mods *cough* kthxbye.

kidding pls don't warn me lol

no, on the arcade page on ep

---and how do i do my job mods?

noobs are funny sometimes.

[Evans]

[Skinner8]

You should try reading quantum mechanics literature. If it doesn't destroy your will to live then you'll go insane.
Also, the funny thing about time is that it doesn't exist.

I love this man.

[Shadow X]

Most of these come from the RBT. And If you don't know what the RBT is, then die.

[i][18:26:23] Norgus> 4780
[18:27:46] Norgus> I didnt hit a single plane that time.
[18:28:31] Miles> 7770!!!!
[18:28:39] Miles> I am so leet.
[18:29:43] Miles> There should be a thread about this on the forums, where you can post your high score and whatnot.
[18:29:53] tashi> make one~
[18:30:17] Miles> I haven't got enough street cred to post such a thread.
[18:30:38] Norgus> Hahaha.
[18:30:47] * Norgus waits for ziegfried to post it.
[18:30:50] Miles> Heh.
[18:30:55] Miles> Exactly what I was thinking.
[18:31:06] Ziegfried> I posted about it in RetroParadise.
[18:31:11] Ziegfried> Oh, burninated you are.
[18:31:11] * anon2012 ([email protected]) has joined #emuparadise
[18:31:12] Miles> Omgwtf.
[18:31:16] Norgus> Damn, why am I not a retro!
[18:31:22] Miles> Lol.
[18:31:22] Ziegfried> Because you're a n00b.
[18:31:30] Norgus> Im not quite a n00b.
[18:31:37] Ziegfried> Then why aren't you Retro?
[18:31:42] * Ziegfried thrusts.
[18:31:47] * Norgus runs off crying.
[18:31:57] ForeverZero> Bam.[i/]

"POOP IS POOP BACKWARDS!!"

DM HAS A BABEE

DM HAS A BABEE

A GUY WHO NAMES HIMSELF AFTER A YU-GI-OH CHARACTER HAS A BABEE

OMGF


Also, awwwwwww, isn't she cute.

"Better than you"

I ate a CD once, except I didn't eat it, I sat down on it, and it wasn't a CD, it was a couch...

hello people! im back, after basically a 48 hour drinkin binge, it was great. 7 pints of carlin premier and a lot of kareoki on thursday. my m8 tom was so pissed he decided to buy a roast chicken from safeway at the BP at bout 2 in the mornin. it was quite tasty, but a bit dry. and i got some pucker garlic bread, which stunk out the house, but was just what we needed, especially cos we got the munchies after smokin about 4 skins of some funky thai weed my m8 picked up 4 �20. and poor old joanne had to put up wit 3 drunk gits when she had to get up at 8, ****in hell that birds got a pair of lungs on her, and she aint afraid to use em i can tell u, jesus that girl can scream blue bloody murder.

and today i think ive become immune to booze, cos i had: 5 pints of fosters, 1 blue wkd shot (40% shit) 3 red vodka/blackcurrent shot things that some waitress was servin, 1 red aftershock and 2 blue wkds, 1 of which i bottle bombed, which was cold as ****. and im not very drunk at all, otherwise id be unable to type and a kip in my bed. anyway my m8s drunk the same as me, apart from DEANNNN!!!!!! who was drivin, and hes got some ****in system i can tell u that. some 300 hundred watt amp 6 by 9s in his car, with some ****off 14inch sub in the boot. jesus that shit was loud, i think that why my pissed m8s were tryin to strangle me with the ****in seat belt about 50 times, i swear im gonna punch that fat git in his ****in gut the next time i see him. oh yeah dave i put on my old chili pepper album on, put around the world on in DEANNN!!!SSS car, which u can only imagine the noise cos of his system, even tho hes got the same car as me, the cunt. danielle calahan u will be mine, just wait 2 bar risa tomorrow u horny bitch. doyle out l8rs

shit that was some ****in essay there wooo

i got a lawsuit from my penis for sexual harrassment

Yup..good times