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You can always use a coupon to get a buy one get one deal on big macs.

Then you can eat the second big mac while getting a blowjob!

As for the herpes, you can only get it once. I assumed you...

Well I can't think of any other people who charge money for time who will leave you depressed. :wacko:

Also sure you can. Just find a herpes riddled crack whore. She'll give you a suckjob for 20...

..... hookers?

I wish he posted in retro. Site needs more Ras.

Not in my home province, no.

Thankfully most countries are don't ask don't tell.



Then get back there and do it. I expect a better story next time.

I got a bit behind on my target. I was going for one a day but I took a few days off.

It's like an advent calendar but with pussy.

And I had so much sweet, sweet chocolate to binge on.
...

How do you think I managed to be around this long without being registered as a sex offender?

I know the ins and outs. And ins and outs. IN. OUT. INOUTINOUTINOUT UNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF I'm done.

See, you got a girl who likes your friend inviting you over to her place where there's a 16 year old present. And a dog.

I can assure you if I were there I would have a much better story.

Case...

Also don't believe his lies. He's just waiting for you to ferment so he can drink you.

And sexy!

It amazes me that of all the things that you could mention about your night at some chick's apartment the dog trying to Mike Tyson you was the thing you think we want to hear about ...

That one vault from fallout 3.

Remember to hold shift for focused movement.

There we go. No more stupid tapa talk post script. Fuck that shit.

Like the whole gopher. Just feel I should clarify.

Suppose that would be 'with a' not 'by'.

I don't pretend to be good at this English thing.

What kind of sick fuck puts his injured cat outside.

I hope he gets raped by gophers.

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This is going to be the best origin story ever. :wacko:

Because every year we let thousands of these fluffy little creatures get away with things no human would ever be allowed to do. END THE...

I dub thee Catmother.

Unless this cat is prone to forcing itself on people while they sleep.

In which case I know a lot of websites that will give that cat a stern talking to about rape culture.

Speaking of pickles, where did that scamp get off to?

Or am I missing further name changes.

Not that it matters. Whenever I look in on you fucks you always seem to be new people.

It's like...

Speaking of screwing, had some people fucking in the bathroom at work last week. In a supermarket.

No wacko or punchline. Just stating that night people are the weirdest fucking people.

Part of...

I ran a sale once. Sold some people to other people.

Can't for the life of me recall if it was a brothel, a slave trade, or a temp agency.

Not that there's much difference. You get fucked in...

Everyone busy with those steam sales, or should I say steaming sales.

Since they're pretty bad thus far. :wacko:

A murder of crows.

Just saying. :wacko:

Nobody used it. Which makes it hard to run a company that needs that much overhead to keep running.

Company was going to shit for ages before they finally just said fuck it and sold it off.
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Lack of blood flow to the brain.

It's all tied up elsewhere. :wacko:

Nothing says romance like making out with a chick and tasting her husband's dick on her breath.

:wacko:

That I am.

I should spend more time hittjng tail in a parking lot. :wacko: