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What will happen if the draft gets reinstated and I don't do those pushups? Will they send me to a minimum security jail?

Why did Jadakiss make a song about asking questions? Why does no one like my tuna? Why is UNO stacko made of plastic instead of wood?

Why are there seasons for shows? Why does the fun ever have to end?

Why wont my phone stop ringing when I pull out the batteries? Are there any mathmaticians in the house? Why are all math teachers crazy?

Ever notice that you can get a tan off your monitor. I am glowing yellow right now.

Come on one more! I just got on and am ready to figure out whatever you spy.

Staring at the screen while I type. Wondering why my eyes hurt. I am seated in an akward fetal kind of position on my black leather chair. I am on AIM and downloading some Big O episodes.

Google won me over a few years back, after I got tired of Metacrawler.

Takeing life one day at a time, like my sponser told me to. No more fast living for me, no sir. I am done with the women, booze and all that dang blasted rock and roll music. No more. Just relaxing...

This reminds me of the "hound" in Farenheit 451.

Downloading music is bad cause artist loose money. Yes, some people buy the CD afterwards if they really like it. Yet in the end they loose money cause most CD's aren't worth buying. I normally like...

Giant IRON fist on one hadn to provide the scary, a silver monoicle to provide the styling and a love for all things black to provide the "evil connection."

ooopss forgot the main part, I don't have a wallet right now per say. I have a little satchel with my id and 5 dollars to spend on candy.

Those barbarians make me laugh all the time. I wonder how much they get paid?

We need more toys with plastic guns. Models are always fun to build if they don't require glue. I like the snap together models. :D

First spam, spyware, adware what is next in the annoying computer creations!