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  1. HI JASE YOU LOOK HOT TODAY!!!!

    HI JASE YOU LOOK HOT TODAY!!!!
  2. Oink, oink, motherfuckers! ^_________^ Have to...

    Oink, oink, motherfuckers! ^_________^

    Have to sleep now. Gurl's birthday, gotta go up and make breakfast etc in, like, five hours.
  3. I've been waiting all my life to hear those words...

    I've been waiting all my life to hear those words from you.

    Well, see them, whatever.
  4. Hey, I sent a copy by mail to: Deadlegion...

    Hey, I sent a copy by mail to:

    Deadlegion
    Australia
    Oceania (BECAUSE CALLING AUSTRALIA A CONTINENT MAKES NO SENSE UNLESS EVERY ISLAND IS A CONTINENT)

    Are you telling me it never arrived? :?
  5. BYE GROUCHIE!!! Tsk, I've pretty much gone...

    BYE GROUCHIE!!!



    Tsk, I've pretty much gone through law school, whilst always working at least part time, and I still have time to film myself playing Contra all day. Naked. :hello:
  6. Yes, but so do most asses, my doctor says it's...

    Yes, but so do most asses, my doctor says it's noting unusual, get away from me. :dread:
  7. HI KING!!!! Nice to see you 'round these here...

    HI KING!!!!

    Nice to see you 'round these here parts.
  8. Also, with a pumpkin inside of me.

    Also, with a pumpkin inside of me.
  9. I'd look great inside a pumpkin.

    I'd look great inside a pumpkin.
  10. Is it because you need to poop very badly? ...

    Is it because you need to poop very badly?

    Yes. :( I have to stop doing imaginary goal celebrations while wearing shorts.
  11. My knee is infected....

    My knee is infected. :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
  12. Okay, I guess, although I'm more of a...

    Okay, I guess, although I'm more of a tongue-clicking noises kind of guy.
  13. Holy crap, you did join four years ago! :O ...

    Holy crap, you did join four years ago! :O



    WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!?!?!



    Um, and the fourth coolest section of the forums.
  14. Oh, man! I don't even care if it'll be good for...

    Oh, man! I don't even care if it'll be good for activity or not, I can only focus on how I'm really, really, really, really, really, really turned on right now.
  15. Also: should totally be at least halfway into my...

    Also: should totally be at least halfway into my thesis by now. Still hasn't started. Eh he he he oops.
  16. You know, we could always rebrand into porn and...

    You know, we could always rebrand into porn and see if that can cause some sort of revival.

    I vote bestiality cream pie. Or possibly latino gay midget.
  17. Dude, I would've needed at least five hands to...

    Dude, I would've needed at least five hands to fondle all of him... and, err, his sausage. :wacko:
  18. The general rules of the forums: 1) No...

    The general rules of the forums:

    1) No Pornographic Material - That's pretty self explanatory. Don't post any images containing any sort of nudity including men, women, or any other kind of wierd...
  19. Story of my life, bro. Either one would be fine,...

    Story of my life, bro. Either one would be fine, but both stiff and hard at the same time? Life ain't easy.
  20. Ahahaha living in countries without water / jobs...

    Ahahaha living in countries without water / jobs / proper economy ahahahahaha etc etc.
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