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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum."
"Damn. Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride"
"Where is it?"
"Don't have time to play with myself"...

How could you have already spent 1000+ hours in destiny? It's only been out for 9 months. That's about 6480 hours. So for every 6.5 hours of the last 9 months, your claim is that you've spent 1 hour...

A clone of a pong machine.

Not a controller, but definitely some cartridges. I would beat the hell out of those things. One of the benefits of the game cartridge was that you could pull it out of the machine (which hurt the...

I pirate all mah gamez. W00tie w00t!

J/K.

but not really.

No one is going to read this.

The Final Fantasy series. The story, the characters, the gameplay. Nothing appealing.

Physical. I needs something IRL to remind me to play old games.