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Yeah fuck those Americans.

And Bruce Wayne seemed perfectly not batman at that business meeting. Doesn't mean shit. .:wacko:

'Round here we call that pulling an I volt.

Just take some of Roxas toe cancer meds. It'll solve all your hair related problems!

People living in third world countries where you get fucked with for pirating.

YO HO HO. :wacko:

I prefer "because my parole officer won't stop nagging me to find legit work".

Then I lean in real close and ask if I can run a side job out of the back room.

And a consistently terrible paycheque!

Because fuck realizing that you're a hundred or so short because you worked a few less hours.

Or as I call it, my entire February.

But the constant meddling in mortal lives is the only way anyone has any stories. Otherwise every holy book would just be 'there's an all powerful sky man but he won't help and doesn't care. The...

I figured I could continue commenting on RTS or I could get a blowjob and go to sleep.

I opted for the blow and snore.



It ends terribly if you're looking for a point to stop.

But then 3...

Starcraft, a game that is still being played competitively 17 years after release.

LOL, 'k.

"it's supreme commander meets company of heroes"

Developed by some people I never heard of.

All of my meh.

It's cool, maybe he too gets obsessive over random kids and has a tendency towards games with silly one dimensional villains. :wacko:

The reason I don't shave. With beard I get people assuming I'm like 22. Sans beard it becomes 16. I'm almost 30.

Course my almost 60 mother could pass for 45ish so maybe the future ain't so...

Anything with a penis that doesn't appear male was always my definition. Particularly ones that enjoy surprising people with their..... extra equipment. Crossdressers would fall in her too being that...

But fluoride is put in the water by the government to make us more pliable to their mind control. Wake up sheeple!

That doesn't look like Cho Aniki....

Almost all of them really. Once there's grass on the field it stops being as fun.

Why wait that long, I had several by that age.

Also this. It's amazing what a woman will let you do to her/her kids if it means there's a man around. Plus this way you got someone to help hold the...

That's what she said.

Pfft, everyone knows cocytus is cold as balls.

Quiet you potato eating drunk.


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Nah, just using vague wording for the peasants. Way to ruin it. :wacko:

Every woman I've fucked in the last 2 years I've met on EP.

Being a retro is AWESOME. :wacko:

Comvince is a trademark of Comodo Internet security.

Depending on state or national laws penetration doesn't even really have to factor into it. Which is why the term sexual assault tends to be a bit more popular in modern parliance. Also that helps...

There's always hookers. Just sayin'. But yeah, I think you'd do fine. I just recently got in contact with one of my little sister's friends. She is dating way below her pool. Also few people smell...