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Getting a head start on next year.

You can expect upwards of 6 inches tonight if you know what I mean.

I am currently destroying the shitter due to a combination of alcohol and poor food choices. Soon I will continue a combination of alcohol and poor food choices. I'm thinking chocolate and egg nog
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I know in this one rpg series I played they found a bunch of emulators in space. Maybe go to space?

How long does it take to traverse Traverse in a Traverse going in reverse?

Who you then release into the wild.

Or stuff into a tiny container.

And much like Pokémon trading sometimes they come back with a new skill or two.

He probably should have tried to set up a trade though.

Swinger parties. It's like Pokémon trading for adults!

She's already got a keen eye for breeding so she'd be a perfect Pokémon partner. :wacko:

Dyslexic says Brian Red

What crawled up your ass?

I mean besides the proctologhists hand.

FILTHY PIRATE SCUM!

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Wait....

You can't just put it anywhere.

It's not like your mother on a first date.

Especially in new Zealand am I right?

They aren't any better. :wacko:

I know. That's why I didn't post anything about the consistency of my semen with accompanying photo.



Obviously.

If I looked like that I'd no longer need to do anything with my life.

I'd...

Wonder how much jizz she has to take to keep her skin so soft and her teeth so white.

Nothing says "collateral damage" quite like 100 people in a dark nightclub shooting wildly. :wacko:

But Tass, don't you get it?

If those people in paris had guns they'd still be alive.

Instead we'd just get 20 or so people getting killed every week by some half medicated redneck.

TOTALLY...

Or has windows OS numbering been in octal this whole time and we just didn't notice?

Why did we jump from 7 to 10?

7 ate nine?

But what of 8? He's late.

Once he's fattened up sufficiently we skin him.

I could use a new hat.

I'll poke your mom.

What can I say. I'm really fucking excited for persona 5. :wacko:

Also great job telling us where you work. Now the next time one of us has a reason to go to Detroit (which, why would anyone?) you better be ready for an order of 800 meatball subs.


85? Jesus at...

Guess someone misunderstood the concept of a subway bombing.

But real talk here, if a bomb went off in Detroit how could you really even tell?

'wow this neighborhood looks a bit more Detroit...

She says that to all the guys.

And there are lots of guys.

She's had more people on her than the new York metro.