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Speak for yourself. I, for instance, am 4 different people.

5 on weekends.

Also I may or may not currently be incarcerated for assaulting a man with a pool noodle.

We using Zelda 2 logic now? Because I'm pretty sure I can think of a few things I can do with a permanently sleeping princess....

It's too bad synthetik was all "my PRECIOUS" and we had to throw him into that volcano. On the other hand drag came back from the dead.

Great. I spend evenings slaving over those damn master lists, but no one remembers that. I spend hours arguing about video games with people but no one remembers that. I played a few dozen games on...

Notice how quick, easy, and painless this was for everyone involved?

No one would probably have even noticed this happened had it not been responded to.

And how we now have stuff set up so that...

On the plus side, at least things can't get much worse!

Yeah, it's not much consolation to me either.

Life sucks, and then you die. :wacko:

*looks at calendar*

Shittiest attempt of all time.

OF ALL TIME.

Prior to the womens rights movement, neither did girls :wacko:



My theory needs revision.

Time to research further.

*begins surfing for porn*

Oh really?

Google "porn".

Girls.

On the internet.

:wacko:

Metal Rear? Got one in 'nam!



So your monty isn't a python? :wacko:

Uh, welcome back Zeik, (although you were barely here since I joined)

That was mikey.

Springer is the guy who mikey frequently argued with.

:wacko:

Springer wants it.

He whispered it in my ear before he left.

And now that he's back I aim to collect.

WELL HELLO THERE MR. PENIS TARGET!

Follow me to the microwave...

:wacko:

His preferably.

You've got a deal.

But if your balls touch mine I'm cutting them off.

I promise nothing.

Shh, the adults are talking.

Once we're done discussing the proper method of raping, we'll force ourselves on you.

The point is that I have a knife. Something doesn't need to have holes for me to rape it, I can make my own.

What about the big one that is normally used for hands?

I have a box of cookies that says I did.

Run maximus, he wants to have sex with you!

But we were just getting to know each other!

Sexually.

:wav:

Oh that's it, you're not invited to my next orgy.

YAY!

Oh, and as for astaroth:

It's just another step in his cycle:

1. Log into EP
2. Act like a know-it-all elitist asshole.
3. Get treated poorly for being an asshole.
4. Whine.