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A little too much from what I hear
:wacko:

Deader than a necrophiliac's love life.

Jokes on you, I already feel bad. But I also prefer RE4. Ha!

The trick to avoiding the bad taste is to not swallow. And remember, Listerine is your friend.

She never cooks for me. Even though I do plenty of eating every time she calls me over.

True story. This is why my interactions with carbon based lifeforms consists entirely of a group you could fit in an average sized vehicle.

The world would be a great place if there weren't so...

Bitches be crazy. This is why the only right move is taking a bunch to poundtown and not worrying about being serious. Until you find that one bitch that isn't crazy. Then you latch onto that chick...

Are spankings being handed out? I could go for one of those.

And now their water cooler talk will predominantly be about your weird taste in porn.

Yeah, I always keep the goggles on because I'm always putting myself in the splash zone.

You'd be surprised. But that probably says more about the caliber of women I tend to date than anything. :wacko:

Literally what I tell every girl I date.

As far as I know the vita tv doesn't have any motion control or gyro support at all. The motion controls should totally work for that but I'm assuming Sony was either lazy or didn't bother fine...

It has emulated touch screen natively. The problem. Is a lot of dipshit developers disable their games instead of realizing that's an option. The gyro however doesn't work which means some games...

It's decent enough for what it is. There's a few limitations on what games you can get running on it but then there's whitelist hacks that can help with that somewhat. Overall I'm happy with mine but...

Yeah you can visit his mom. Boldly go where every man had gone before. Careful you may lose a lot of red shirts in her folds.

Only activity this place gets anymore.

This calls for Star Trek.

Think I'll go somewhere more lively. Like a morgue. Toodles

It's not like I'm going to wear you as a meat suit. That was the old me. Which ironically is also the young me. The only skins I wear now come from animals. And sometimes a drifter or two. You should...

I was sick once. The lobotomy helped. Now I smell colors.

I normally show those religious solicitors my rectory and welcome them to play with my organ. I haven't seen a Mormon since the Obama administration.

That would be prostitution actually. But they both tend to be pretty hard on the knees.