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Hey, it connected!

Just press X

Someone needs to fix the hangout. It just sits there and says "connecting..."

Really annoying.

Dude. Bandwidth was created for good things. Not crap.

Shame on you.

Commander Shepard Mario Brothers. Now. The Goombas have to be Asari breasts.

http://www.energyandcapital.com/articles/beware-of-this-gold-coin-scam/2018

It's worth 74 cents :lol
Cost me more in gas to go get it.

So, Saturday I get a flyer from a local dealership. They're having a huge giveaway, and you scratch off a little area that reveals a number. then you call a phone number to see what you've won. It...

Everyone needs to be as nice to other people as I am. Seriously, I'm a fucking gentleman.

Until you piss me off.

I think all the cops here aced it.

For the record, my stepson was sitting at the stoplight. The cop came up behind him and ran the plate. The plate is registered to me, but for a Dodge Neon (the dead car), and the VIN is registered to...

The Centerville Police are dickheads.

I took the license plate off the dead car, and put it on the new car. I have 31 days to transfer them officially. They pulled over my stepson last night and...

OH MY GOD I HATE THAT TOO

Cut my hair short and shaved my beard down to a goatee.

/incognito

The Back to the Future PSN game is actually pretty fun. I've not played too many games in that genre, so I can't compare it to much. I'm looking forward to playing the rest.

Meow

Everyone should know the truth. He raped me. And my cat. Twice. Without protection. I'm ok, but the cat is pregnant.

No frenz maw

Me too!

Wait. Are we talking about the same rhing?

Oh it totally did. You know it.

Fantastic baseball game in Cincy tonight. Tied 7-7 in a rain delay...10 home runs hit, which is a record at GABP.

I earns mah keeps.

Naaaaaaaaaw

Also no hospitals within 50 miles of me accept Obamacare insurance. All the doctors here are in the same network too, so they don't either. So it's useless.

It's true.

To get Obamacare, I have to provide a copy of my birth certificate. That motherfucker doesn't have to provide his, neither to I.

Yep it's official. The room housing the mass effect core in a reaper is too small to accommodate that many husks. I'll have to contact BioWare and let them know.

I expect a larger room patch.