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I didn't say cancel it.

This club stinks.

Well its more that it smells funny. Like old people.

Oh god the smell is coming from inside the house.

It's me. It's always been me.

She better be. I need some lovin' and I need it now.

Thanks everybody. I'm old. I managed to not die for another year. This is an accomplishment apparently. Go me.

Who are these people and what is wrong with them?

Mint and chocolate go together almost as well as salty and chocolate.

Muffinman is zombie Grace Hopper?

HOLY SHIT. :wacko:

In accepting the congratulations on surviving another year, I shall extend the same permission to you all.

You may continue living for at least one (1) more year. At which point I shall have to...

I'm hoping the EPF e-mail is stylized as some sort of bad construction paper card.

And it calls him daddy.

And potentially has some sort of macaroni art in there somewhere.

Cookie is from the future.

You have to be a futureperson to see it.

I am now futurepeople too.

Happy b-

Wait, Ed's legal now? Oh ho! :muhaha:

Err, Happy birthday to the dude with the ^_^ 's.

And you are not supposed to be so hot.

I'm gonna have to spank you.

BAD COOKIE! SPIT OUT RU!

Well you're close.

But no, it's not "rum".

What do you expect, he's european.

Happy I'MGOINGTORAPEYOU birthday to YOU'REMAKINGMEHORNY Elmdor.

(Me and danny are hiding in the cake, so don't be so hasty to cut it please.)

My masculinity is rubbing off on him.

It probably happened when I rubbed him.

With my manhood.

I can show you, but do you REALLY want to know? :wacko:

Fun with anagrams.

Happy sprungday Birth.

wait...

I can only wish one happy birthday per day.

Seraphis and crusher will have to duke it out over a pit of flaming moneys to decide who gets it.

It's ok, the neverending stream of hot chicks in costumes is all the present I need.

I went as a nudist.

Some kids are sorry they knocked on my door.

I still gave them "candy" though.
...

OH SHIT!

ABORT ABORT!!

Happy birthday hypn-

19? What the fuck?

Someone is clearly hacking the universe.

Not really, when you think about it.

Same shell, different filling.

And I'm not just talking about accounts.

Yes please!

Happy birthday.

Unfortunately I wasn't able to pop out of your cake as planned.

So I sent my dad instead.

Happy birthday :zeena: