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Superman: Brainiac Attacks

The fact that they couldn't, or wouldn't, get the old VAs for Lex and Brainiac back really put the nail in the coffin of this. The fact that they also wrote Lex so...

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

Gawd bless this film for finally giving us Power Girl's lovely tits in animated format.

Iron Man, the first time I'd seen it in nearly a decade. It was about as good as I recalled it to be, though it had a rather weak and generic villain.

Iron Man 2, the first time I've ever seen it....

The Incredible Hulk, which was... serviceable, I suppose. Unlike X-Men: Apocalypse, which was a steaming pile of shit.

Deadpool, however, was awesome. As was the first Iron Man film, which I just...

Escape from New York

I know people are going to hate me for this, but fuck it; I liked Escape from LA way more.


Justice League: War

Is this actually how Hal Jordan acts, or was he doing...

X-Men: First Class

January Jones is just the worst so called actress there is.


The Wolverine

I get that he's a popular character and all, but Logan simply cannot carry a movie mainly by...

Escape from L.A.

A decent movie and all, but... did it really need the surfing bit? I've seen some absurd and stupid shit in my life, but good lord...

The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions

Terrible films that ruined everything that was actually good about the first film.

Rewatched the first Matrix movie. It's not as good as I recall it was.

Equilibrium

For a society of people using a drug to not have emotions, there were several people who just openly showed them. And also it had a big dumb action ending that was shit.

I watched the Star Wars prequel trilogy again a few days ago.

They were somehow even worse than I recalled them. I suppose a few years will make memories fade...

Event Horizon

Hellraiser in space. Not really a big fan of horror and gore films, so... meh...

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

It was A New Hope remake. I hate remakes.


The Giver

I haven't read the book in something like 20 years so my memory isn't the best, but it seemed like a......

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Jam as many characters in for their 2 minute fights and then kill them! Except for Rain, he just dies after a minute and no fight. Because nobody likes Rain.

For The Cause/Final Encounter

If you had told me that this was a "Sci Fi Pictures original film", I would believe you, even though it came out before those were a thing. Dean Cain as a...

Kamen Rider ΑGITΩ The Movie: Project G4

If you've ever wanted to see a toku hero getting his arm torn off, then this is the film for you. And also mass child murder by ant monsters.

So the other day, after several years I rewatched the first live action X-Men film, AKA Rogue and Wolverine: The Movie. It was actually rather shocking how little dialogue Storm had, especially when...

Terminator Genisys

Better than Terminator 3 or that piece of shit Salvation, not as good as the first two films. What I want to know is why they have Matt Smith, of all people, in the film.

All five Twilight films, because how can you hate something if you've never experienced it?

I have. The pain, oh the pain, the pain of it all, the pain of it all.

Ressha Sentai ToQger Returns: Super ToQ 7gou of Dreams

Nothing but plot holes and inconsistencies.

Conan the Barbarian

The 1982 version, an era when you could have titties all over the place and nobody would complain about objectification. Also a time when you could make awesome high fantasy...

The Void

Not even Exdeath would be interested in this abomination which has Samantha Carter and Duncan MacLeod trying to stop John Henry Eden from creating a black hole that will destroy the...

Interstellar

What a giant piece of garbage this movie was. I haven't been this angry since the RoboCop remake.


THX 1138

Maybe I "just don't get it". Maybe it's something, like Alien, where...

Metal Tornado

Not as metal as it sounds, it's just a magnetic tornado that tried to destroy Philadelphia, while another destroyed some of Paris, France. And the Eiffel Tower.


Assault on...

Dark Planet

A movie from 1997 that looks like it was made in 1980.


Code Red: The Rubicon Conspiracy

Somebody really liked Predator, wanted to make their own version, but couldn't get the...