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Also since when did the "what are you listening to now" thread belong in the music zone?
I'd like historical data on that "firin mah laser" thing.
Read the mod note thread. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
Rate the avatar above you -> Graphic section.
What are you currently playing -> General Gaming
Consequently..
Where's the "Who are you currently watching pee?" thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by See Her Pee
The elite section. :lou:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
Also, see that trophy next to my name?
Fuck, yeah.
i looked for it awhile back...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
google turned up this
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=166607
apparently it started out as a way to make fun of DBZ and black ppl at the same time
I didn't know it was so easy...
Oh yeah?
Well...
IMMA STROKIN MAH HARBL!
Thank you. I just wondered where it came from. Kinda like that floating head of some actor...flying by and firing lasers from his eyes, then something funny happens to the people in the vid/gif.Quote:
Originally Posted by b1gwi11
laughluaghluahgluaghluaghluaghluagh @ boldsQuote:
-Submitted February 2, 2007
Wayne
My harbl is average length and girth. I think it's pretty shapely, and I've actually had several compliments on it (from guys), which is great for the esteem. It doesn't bend per se, but when erect the shaft does rotate a bit to the left, so that the underside fits snugly into the palm of my right hand (maybe it grew that way, or maybe it occurred over time with masturbation... I don't know ;) ). One odd thing I've noticed is that if I have an erection when I'm really cold, there's a middle band of the shaft that doesn't inflate as much as the rest, giving it a slight hourglass shape. The only things I might change would be for it to look longer when it's flaccid, and to be uncircumcised (which is better for jerking off). I've never been rejected because of it, or given it a nickname.
I generally produce a lot of lazor when I shot web (comparing to guys I've been with). I don't shoot very often, usually it just gushes out without much pressure, but I think that depends on the way my muscles are tensed during orgasm. When I'm shoop da whoop, I can lazor before orgasming (I don't think it's precum, as a lot comes out at once and it's too opaque for precum). My semen is usually very slightly yellow, and fairly liquid... on the odd occasion it's been kind of thicker and more gelatinous, like snot.
Oh, Lee's gonna be pissed...Quote:
Originally Posted by See Her Pee
And I will mock him.
LMFAOQuote:
-Submitted February 4, 2007
Herbie
Most of my life I have had a buried penis meaning that it retracts back inside my body so it can't be seen. Erect it was only 3 inches long. You can only imagine all the teasing I got as a kid being asked where's yours? and after a college gym class I was asked if I was sure I was in the right locker room.
You're supposed to start your last post with "Dear diary..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheezymadman