The Zombie Apocalypse is coming!

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For those of you who have been following the story of the man dubbed the “Miami Zombie,” I’ve got some new information to share with you.

Ronald Poppo was reportedly conscious during the 18-minute attack that left him without 75 percent of his face, according to the Daily Mail.

Rudy Eugene, 31, was shot and killed by Miami police on Saturday after ignoring officers’ warnings to stop eating the face of a man along the MacArthur Causeway near Miami Beach.

Eugene reportedly took off and scattered his clothes as he walked across the causeway.

Police later found his drivers license and clothes strewn from the beach to the mainland - before pouncing on the homeless man he found sleeping on the elevated train tracks.

A number of passers-by passed the two men while the attack took place.

Miami officer Jose Rivera shot Eugene shortly after he arrived.

He shouted at Eugene to stop, but he simply got up and growled with pieces of flesh in his mouth and continued eating at the man's face.

Police believe Eugene might have taken bath salts, known as the new “LSD”.

Poppo, whose nose, mouth and eyes were torn off during the attack, is currently recovering at Miami’s Jackson Memorial Hospital.

Do you think he was really a zombie?

His friends suspect something supernatural was to blame?

Thoughts?

http://www.victoriaadvocate.com/webl...during-memori/

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Wow. All the people at my work are talking about it. That is crazy. Don't do drugs kids.

I heard about this, but the title is ridiculous.
Like you.

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Originally Posted by lizard81288

Wow. All the people at my work are talking about it. That is crazy. Don't do drugs kids.

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Alternatively, do more drugs kid. :wacko:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjvlAYMZycE

Seriously i'm tired of hearing the whole zombie thing about this. It can easily be debunked even if it was a zombie he would be infected.
Obviously it was just him on some sort of drug that altered his mind far far beyond what you can conceive. Maybe he was having a bad trip. Or alternatively he was a cannable. You really never know. But come on don't make a idiotic thread title. Especially when its something as stupid as this.

Damn there are so many gullible retards out there, and the media eats it up.

We had that deal in Miami, bath salt is a legit drug that is similar to LSD or PCP. We had 4 more cases of shit going on? Hmm, did anyone ever think that some dumbass drug addict was looking for a way to get higher and decided to take this drug?

There was a fake article about a virus called LQP-79, that was going around, and people are gullible and stupid enough to fall for it lol

Plus if it was a zombie, he would of had to be dead, and then come back alive. It's not a zombie, there is no zombie apocalypse, yet the retards will eat it up...no pun intended

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Originally Posted by ARProductions

Damn there are so many gullible retards out there, and the media eats it up.

We had that deal in Miami, bath salt is a legit drug that is similar to LSD or PCP. We had 4 more cases of shit going on? Hmm, did anyone ever think that some dumbass drug addict was looking for a way to get higher and decided to take this drug?

There was a fake article about a virus called LQP-79, that was going around, and people are gullible and stupid enough to fall for it lol

Plus if it was a zombie, he would of had to be dead, and then come back alive. It's not a zombie, there is no zombie apocalypse, yet the retards will eat it up...no pun intended

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that article also had spell check squiggles at the end of it. I've proved it was edited at least 7 times today on facebook. Sure it will be 400 more by the end of the night.

If you google Zombie, this is like the first three links. Although, are people really thinking he was a zombie? People at my work said they know people who used the drug in its pure form. One said he threw-up after taking it, and another said his friend took it at a concert, and he said he thought he was falling into hell, so the only way to stop that would be to shave off his beard.

Whether the guy was a zombie or not, the victim's side of the story is yet to be told. I don't think the "zombie" was actually a zombie, but just some guy who took in more drugs than what he could handle (don't do drugs kids!) and eventually led to him acting all messed up.

I already posted this on a different thread.
Some bunch of immature kids said "Its the end of the world".
Guys, let's prepare some weapon before the zombie apocalypse start. :trollface:

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Originally Posted by ARProductions

We had that deal in Miami, bath salt is a legit drug that is similar to LSD or PCP.

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MDPV (generally known as "bath salts") are actually more similar to amphetamines than PCP (a dissociative) or LSD (a hallucinogen).

That said yes, in high enough doses combined with mental illness it is possible the man was on MDPV at the time, though speaking from experience it's more likely it was just PCP.

I think the real moral of the story is to know how a drug will affect you before binging on it, have a trip sitter, etc.

"Gee, I just thought it would be real nice of me to just sit here and let this guy eat my face. Collapsing his trachea or breaking his neck might have spoiled his meal, and he was just so polite."

Seriously, how the fuck do you just let some nutjob eat your fucking face? I hope these bitches see what kind of pussies they have turned men into, that a guy will just lay there and take it. Nobody has the will to kill a man to save face anymore.

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Seriously, how the fuck do you just let some nutjob eat your fucking face? I hope these bitches see what kind of pussies they have turned men into, that a guy will just lay there and take it. Nobody has the will to kill a man to save face anymore.

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The guy that was attacked was homeless he was resting when he was attacked, I guess he didn't have time to react to the attack of the "face jerky eating junkie" , but why attack a homeless man I'm pretty sure he saw other people besides that poor dude he has it bad as it is, now he has a mutilated face :/

At least i can tell it seems the majority of you are not retards like the people on my facebook. Leading example.

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You can pass the zombie stuff off as bullshit but why would the united states government have coffins at fema camps and the camps are staffed and ready to go and now homeland security buys 450 million rounds of explosive bullets and 8 plus more sightings of people trying to eat others other than in Fl its the scary truth and you all our to blind to see it wake up and arm up

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So many people that are in denial, and believe stupid shit.

It's nothing more then a bunch of drug addicted retarded fuckheads. That's all it is.

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So many people that are in denial, and believe stupid shit.

It's nothing more then a bunch of drug addicted retarded fuckheads. That's all it is.

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In other news this is easily fake.
Nice spell Check.

Nevermind the trollface posted under the article :P

Nevermind the fact that necrotizing fasciitis appears to be spelled correctly.

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I knew it was there. Just something i always point out before someone thinks it real.
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Spoiler warning:

My Try at trolling a few kids.

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I knew it was there.

Just something i always point out before someone thinks it real.

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Exactly :P

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Nevermind the fact that necrotizing fasciitis appears to be spelled correctly.

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The fact is articles posted on sites Never have that once its a post. like the fact you won't see spell check on this word "kfle"

Well, a guy in Maryland ate parts of his roommates (Brain and Heart):
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/...ating-roommate

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Well, a guy in Maryland ate parts of his roommates (Brain and Heart):
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/...ating-roommate

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Another cannibalism.

By the way, I hope Ronald Poppo still not giving up on his life. I feel bad for him. Please god take care of him. Amen.

If the zombie apocalypse ever does happen I'm rounding as many Twinkies as I can XD ...what it my imagination or one of the eyes on that man's face was missing :/

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Well, a guy in Maryland ate parts of his roommates (Brain and Heart):
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/...ating-roommate

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Your so stupid. What kind of zombie cuts a guy up with a knife before he eats him?
come back to reality.

Some people are sheep and will believe any story they are told. These idiots are the exact genetic rejects that elected Bush and think that Sarah Palin's intelligent. sigh.These people's gene pools are shallow, and there family tree doesn't branch off.Seriously, some people will believe anything.

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http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/...ating-roommate

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if someone is shot in the head and comes back to life i will run and hide in some forest or go somewhere uninhabited, until that time there are no zombies. the only way to kill a zombie is cutting off its head.

quarantine the city!

Zombie is shallowness. Go deeper.

I lol'd alot:

http://youtu.be/4awVqRr1eCo?hd=1



I can't believe they think this zombie is real. This was also on Tosh.0 and he said white people just ignored him.

he sounds like a hunter from l4d(2) but honestly this is really serious and you treat it like a joke he could be mentally challenged so dont turn any story u find into a zombie thing its just wrong seriously...

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he sounds like a hunter from l4d(2) but honestly this is really serious and you treat it like a joke he could be mentally challenged so dont turn any story u find into a zombie thing its just wrong seriously...

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>implying your societies set of morals is universally correct

Also now they say he was on dat marijuana;

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/...143149305.html

Talk about some serious munchies.

This threads not dead yet.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

This threads not dead yet.

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Maybe it is an undead thread?...

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Originally Posted by lizard81288

Maybe it is an undead thread?...

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Prepare shotgun to blow the brains of the thread.

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Prepare shotgun to blow the brains of the thread.

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Chainsaws are more fun.

Hey guys, did you know zombies eat there pet dogs now?