THE ROOM

you are in a boxed in room. there is a ledge. how do you get to the ledge?
the only thing you have is a tuna sandwhich, a ping pong ball and paddle, a large can of bug spray, and a severe case of pac-man fever.
HAVE FUN!!!

3-26-12 note:
new rule: NO SEX COMMENTS. thats just......ew....
4-20-12:
i have decided, this was a great idea, but it wont get anywhere. so im making a new thread: Challenge Accepted. The perpose? i post a challenge, then you guys post a witty answer and a challenge of your own, similar to this thread.

I masturbate so furiously it creates a stream of my own baby making fluid, which I then leap salmon-like through to the ledge.

I don't go to the ledge, I burn through the walls using the laser gun I made from said supplies.

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Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX

you are in a boxed in room. there is a ledge. how do you get to the ledge?
the only thing you have is a tuna sandwhich, a ping pong ball and paddle, a large can of bug spray, and a severe case of pac-man fever.
HAVE FUN!!!

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I would use the bug spray as a flame thrower and use it to toast the tuna sandwich then burn a hole in the box i would walk to the ledge and fling the sandwich at the person responsible for Putting me in the box then also throw the ping pong ball and bat just to make sure they got the message then i would go home and play pac-man.

Check for traps.

Everything moves aside from the swag radiating off me. I casually walk to the ledge and enjoy my sandwich.

Next challenge.

How high is this ledge? I probably would use a level 4 fire spell to burn through the wall. Then I would use thunder, and flare spells to torture whoever put me in the room. After that, I would make a cure for Pac-man fever.

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Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX

you are in a boxed in room. there is a ledge. how do you get to the ledge?
the only thing you have is a tuna sandwhich, a ping pong ball and paddle, a large can of bug spray, and a severe case of pac-man fever.
HAVE FUN!!!

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Let's see. I have sex with the tuna sandwich because it smells like what I've heard a vagina smells like. I stuff the ping pall ball up my nose and paddle my nuts with the paddle until I can't feel my legs, and do so for no other reason besides that I can. I then drag myself over to the coffee-table Pac-Man machine that illuminates the room like a beacon, and utilize the severe case of Pac-Man fever to rock a really kick-ass, high-scoring game just before I succumb to the bug spray that I stupidly huffed thinking it was paint.

As I lay dying, I realize that I never actually ended up getting to the ledge after all. I didn't care though, because going over the metaphorical edge several times that night makes me feel like I'm going out like a rock-star. So fuck the ledge. I lived like a King and died like a man, and that's more than enough for me.

I would pull out my stash and get baked, then eat the tuna sandwich.

Who needs a ledge?

Go to another thread.

ewww.... okay new rule time

Ping pong ball and a paddle? Shit son, I'd never leave.

What the fuck? Did I just see Clive and Cyber post in the same thread? I had to literally triple-check the year to make sure this wasn't an old thread.

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Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX

you are in a boxed in room. there is a ledge. how do you get to the ledge?

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I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Anyway, how is your sex life?

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Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX

Last edited by YKTG_ZX; 26th-March-2012 at 08:37. Reason: you guys are disgusting.

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Welcome to the internet!

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Originally Posted by The Wyrm

I would pull out my stash and get baked, then eat the tuna sandwich.

Who needs a ledge?

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That's what the pac-man fever is for right? Best answer so far.

inb4 drugs hidden in the can of bug spray

Why doesn't anyone ever include a bathroom in these situations?

What are the dimensions of the room?

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Originally Posted by D

What the fuck? Did I just see Clive and Cyber post in the same thread? I had to literally triple-check the year to make sure this wasn't an old thread.

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Its like it's 2004 or so all over again. Except I'm fatter and balder with potentially a smaller cock.

no traps.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Why doesn't anyone ever include a bathroom in these situations?

What are the dimensions of the room?

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it is a 50 by 50 foot room.
about your bathroom question well..... its there. on the other side of the ledge.

Where is the ledge located? Is there no door?

well, this thread gave me a nicely needed laugh.

I'm not creative enough to be as funny but I'll try.

question before i answer though. Does the bug spray contain DDT?

Jump out?
with my power legs of course:awesome:

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Where is the ledge located? Is there no door?

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the ledge is located on one side of the room(side view:2*2 grid:0,0== top left corner(x,y){(0,0) nothing,(0,1) ledge, (1,0) nothing, (1,1)[botom right corner] you})

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Originally Posted by twistedteafan

well, this thread gave me a nicely needed laugh.

I'm not creative enough to be as funny but I'll try.

question before i answer though. Does the bug spray contain DDT?

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no it does not. it is REPEL brand pokemon- excuse me, insect repellant

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Originally Posted by killerklown

Jump out?
with my power legs of course:awesome:

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it worked! of course I, in my creation of this small universe of which you released such an interesting and simple solution, was not amused. and so Im going to release the flood, in this small finite universe i have created on this forum. :)

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Originally Posted by Gare

I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Anyway, how is your sex life?

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I was going to post something to this effect, but I'm just a chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep~

I would start playing ping pong and eventually become delusional and start running in circles and trying to spray the ghosts chasing me with the repellant. Then I would eat the sandwich to gain 10000 points but then trip on the ping pong ball and die. Then I would go to the ledge as a ghost.

Whistle for scotty to beam me in.

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Originally Posted by killerklown
Jump out?
with my power legs of course
it worked! of course I, in my creation of this small universe of which you released such an interesting and simple solution, was not amused. and so Im going to release the flood, in this small finite universe i have created on this forum.

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and use the ping pong table as a raft!THANKS GOD

/\ editing ftl btw

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Originally Posted by killerklown

and use the ping pong table as a raft!THANKS GOD

/\ editing ftl btw

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Please, use the EDIT button, it's there for a reason.

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Originally Posted by killerklown

and use the ping pong table as a raft!THANKS GOD

/\ editing ftl btw

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not god. and was only kidding. your plan worked. you got to the ledge and was able to go through the door. retry or continue?

Eat the sandwich and chill because I now have a place to sleep rent free. Eventually the state will get pissed off that there not getting any money from me and hunt me down eventually freeing me and placing me in jail for several accounts of tax evasion.....

Well... I have this special way of whistling that used to call out this cutie:

http://images.wikia.com/nintendo/en/...1/Knuckles.jpg

So I would say the wall would be long gone... I just had to wait
for him to be near enough to hear it, but since he thinks my
whistling is the Master Emerald crying, I would only have time
to eat the tuna sandwich... I guess? ^^'

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Originally Posted by iamerror

How high is this ledge? I probably would use a level 4 fire spell to burn through the wall. Then I would use thunder, and flare spells to torture whoever put me in the room. After that, I would make a cure for Pac-man fever.

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Oh no, not Pac-man fever! Older gamers need it! xD

I would use the sandwich to lure Kirara, give her the sandwich, we fly to the exit. Done and done. next challenge please.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

Whistle for scotty to beam me in.

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i fully accept this answer.