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You absolute prediction?
If you really want to know, the world is not going to end in 2012, trust me. ;P
(But of course that does not mean other "fearsome" events won't happen.
We still live in crazy times, wars can start for so many reasons, the nature
is uncontrollably wild lately too...)
May I ask what makes you think the world could end this year? :pwacko:
The Mayans are going to respawn and crush us with their incomplete calendars. :dread:
A meteor will appear on a collision course with Earth, and we'll all be screwed when we launch Bruce Willis at it only to realise that he is an actor and not, in fact, the planet's saviour. Our problems will be compounded when we remember that Bruce Willis is not in and of himself an explosive device, and that we probably should have sent some sort of bomb along with him.
I hope it happens. By nukes.
I know the world will not end in 2012, like seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by foggy_han
That's why I mentioned "if".
:)
Inferno, I hope it is not about their "calendars" being "incomplete". But still, I doubt about it as well.
What if the had about 20 Mexican dinners the day before and lights a match while he's farting? Ain't that an explosive device?Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
Mayan leader: "Make sure not to go further than 2012"
Mayan calendar writer: "Why?"
Mayan leader:":trollface:"
I'm a little bit irritated by the fact that even if nothing happens in 2012, people will keep coming up with more doomsday scenarios anyway. Or maybe not. This was the "BIG" one, so it's possible that at least some of the fanatics will STFU if we make it to 2013.
I don't want to know. If I'm here, then quick and painless.:shrug:
Well, in that case, if I had to choose, I would go for this one:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fail
At least it is a very funny way to sink. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
(and... respawn jokes... xD)
Internet will blow up.
@inferno: :awesome:
The world is supposed to end the day before my birthday. Fuck you Mayans.
LOL :doink: or if he had an all you can eat buffa of bake beansQuote:
Originally Posted by Englebert3rd
It's an early birthday gift from the Mayans. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Littledood
By the government being stupider than ever.
T-Virus.
The world will simply end beginning with the loss of teh interwebs. The people will rage to the point where social life becomes impossible because mankind has depended themselves upon the computer and the mighty powas of the keyboard. Soon people will be forced to adapt, but the evil diabolical governmentz will come and brainwash the people into being forced into working for them instead. Then a massive civil war will happen and everyone dies because of nukes and bombz
:xosmi:
Somewhere in the world of gods someone trips over a wire.
oops.
Stop watching cartoon. rolfQuote:
Originally Posted by rok124
anonymous will go too far and disable all countries safety on weapons which will simultaneously launch destroying the planet
The thousand-year-old dump of some giant alien collides with the earth, crushing all life under a huge mountain of shit...
Complete global saturation.
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If that is how the world gonna end, I will be happy. rofl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaladane
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Originally Posted by Inferno.
...thanks to you my keyboard has soda on it...oh well, thats why i buy in bulk *opens another*
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Originally Posted by Fail
How I came to stop worrying about the end of the world and love the internet bomb.
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Poysonaly, [Ah prefur ya mum (NiN10doh reference)] I don't think that the world will end with earthquakes, respawns, or mutant lizards...well--maybe a few mutant lizards.
Heres how it all breaks down-->
#The Internet [says wiki]
The history of the Internet dates all the way back to the 1950s with the development of computers in the 1950s and began with point-to-point communication between mainframe computers
[consider this a server or host] and terminals [consider this a computer or client]. As the Internet matured people started to become frustrated with the inability to find files quickly and
efficianly thus producing the first search engine; "Archie". A few years after Archie became sick of Jughead's sheer studpidity--wait, wrong Archie...A few years after Archie [the search
engine] came the first full-text search engine known as "WebCrawler". Ever since WebCrawler came fruition, hundreds of other search engines tried to copy and enhance the abilities under
their own names. Google was one of the first [and best] to do so. (they went from this
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Go...ion_Server.jpg
to this
[http://www.memphisflyer.com/binary/8...e-of-money.jpg
Nowadays the Internet is *much* more advanced; everything is faster and more precise.)
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#MegaUpload
I'm not going to sit here and tell you what happened to MU--if you're here, you already know.
#Every other FileSharing website is becoming increasing paronoid of being the next MU etc.
<this is related--read on>
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In case you haven't already read googles new policy changes and ToS-->http://www.google.com/intl/en/policies/
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#Life [IRL]
After everything that has happened on the internet this should have popped into your head
"My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing
doesn’t work at all."
Of course by "this thing" I mean the Internet.
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#You're part of this equation
How much time do you spend on the Internet every day? An hour? Two hours? The entire day?
What would you do if the internet suddenly vanished?
You know what you've have to do? You'd had to go outside for the first time in years. That natural sunlight can be a real pain in the cornia--and esepecially the retinas. Yes, you'll burn
those suckers right out. Its ok though, because without the Internet to look at, you have nothing to do anyways. (honestly, you've read this entire post--you got quite a bit of time)
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#So whats the formula?
You + the Internet + laws + scaredy [samurai pizza] cats = the end of the world
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#Heres ow it equates
Sooner than later all Internet connections will be 36x more restrictive than Australia and China combined. With all the servers in the world concentrated on censoring, restricting and
monitoring the web, the undernet will protest against the most oppressive censorship the world has ever seen. This protest will be entirely virtual and will prevent the deaths of many
real-life protest...until the world ends [13 minutes]. All commercial servers in the world will be attacked with DoS/PINGFLOOD/pr*n viruses [featuring the unedited 1 man 1 sperm whale].
This, of course, will result in the physical destruction of every single server on the face of the earth due to overheating or the servers disgust of the recently decrypted sperm whale
video. With no servers to control anyones nukes, ["America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse*! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will
launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed!" ...And that's why I had to download this rom.] its only a matter of time before every nuke/sub/ship/plane/ etc launches
and we realize that we must fight a war with no internet...this means we must go back to mechnical warfare because without internet~how would you order more ammo/guns? The pony express
would become the number 1 mail company [which would upset UPS/FEDEX] and force another dozen factions into the fray. With each faction vying for power and control of territories no one
would pay attention to what the sperm whales were planning (what, you thought they'd let that pr*n vid fly?). Once the humans realize the danger they are in they combine their efforts to
make a very large wooden/seaweed/moss & slate ULTRAMAN! mechanical robot armed with 100,000 trebuchets. As the whales demolish what the humans called their "homes", the humans launch their
MRA [mechanically armed robot], which results in a very unsatisfying and hilarious road runner spectacle. With the whales on the rampage and no hope left, the humans resort to praying to
god for help--unfortunatly, the only man on the planet who remembers the prayer is out of AP and has to wait.......a few minutes later he leads the humans through the incantation while the
whales kill off more and more humans. Finally the humans finish the incantation and the sky grows dark and a murky purple spiral cloud forms--INDIGNATION!!!! The earth would still be here
if it weren't for limit break...stupid random encounters.
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#in the end
I could've sat down and came up with an actual story [maybe over the weekend], but its 9AM where I am and I need to go to bed.
Yeah, probably some sort of plague or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpuzzHardwick
Sex and violence will ensue.
And cannibalism.
Not necessarily in that order though :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by deadlegion
The world, no. The Internet, maybe. In a sense the Internet is a world by itself so perhaps the ending the Mayans predicted was not the the end of the physical world but the digital world if world governments have their way with things like SOPA/ACTA.
With a penis shaped bacon airship warmachine of doom that smokes corn killing everyone with hay.
The world will end on 23:10hrs, 31st December 2012 after downing too many beers, blacking out and waking up with a splitting headache in 2013.... and find we're still here. :)
Nah. It's only believable if you allow yourself to become brain-washed. That's the great thing about the Internet - laughable fiction and scaremongers. It's like saying "am I still going to be here next week?". You could get run over by a bus tomorrow (note: this can be avoided by making an appointment with opticians).
World end in 2012? Nah. I don't think so.
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But the fact remains, the Mayan Doomsday Prophecy is purely based on a calendar which we believe hasn’t been designed to calculate dates beyond 2012. Mayan archaeo-astronomers are even in debate as to whether the Long Count is designed to be reset to 0.0.0.0.0 after 13.0.0.0.0, or whether the calendar simply continues to 20.0.0.0.0 (approximately 8000 AD) and then reset.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCmUteWvn0
This^^^
Except for the evil thing destorys the world in the end
All the fat people in the world will fart all a once and gas the planet to death.
A renegade shiver of freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their freakin' heads will take over the world make humans their sex slaves and eventually destroy the planet.
you did most of it yourself to embed the video take the exact link you posted and instead of just pasting it here or in [url]tags hit insert video at the top of the post and paste it in the url box that pops up you don't need an embed code it does it from the youtube link.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightTerror666
thanx, man :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Knightshade
Well i'd like it to be some sort of virus that only affects humans alone, thus killing everyone on the planet, except animals and plants
Oooooooooooooh if it turns out to be a zombie apocalypse kinda thing I'd be soo amped :/ Been planning for it mi whole life <3
Otherwise the 2012 apocalypse will be caused by Blizzard finally releasing Diablo III and causing everyones heads to explode and we'll all drown in blood and brains and skull fragments :3
A) Mass outbreaks of Ebola Zaire, with 90% infection rate, 90% mortality, leaving less than 20% of the population intact.
B) Ever seen Idiocracy? 2012 is the tipping point...
C) Zephram Cochran launches the first human craft capable of Warp speed, leading to a visit from an alien race that changes the course of human history.
D) Shadowrun :D
I know it woul never happen.... but me and my band have been preparing for zombies... tbh, i kinda like the idea of it happening, life would finally be like a video game XD