The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

Yeah, I went there. :-3

longer than that and i beat ya to it.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

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Just for that, I'm not introducing you to your perfect woman. Sarah Jessica Parker. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

And then I'd awkwardly answer the door, maybe be not-so-shy enough to give you a hug and then proceed to be shy and awkward. I might also wonder why you randomly showed up at my door in a bikini. You're probably taller than I am too. Hugging taller girls tends to be an awkward experience for someone my height even when said girls are fully clothed. :wacko:

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I'm like 175cm. I thought I was quite a bit taller, but I measured myself recently while fitting myself for new clothes, and realised I was several inches shorter than I thought. It was a nice surprise. ^^;;; Sure I'd still be a bit bigger than you, though, as while I'm not especially big for a boy I'm certainly quite tall for a girl. :'D

It took me a second to get why, and then I suddenly clocked it. 'Ohhhhhh. That.'. Not that it'd be much threat with me in my current state, though. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I used to smoke.

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Wah, really wouldn't have guessed that. You don't seem like the sort. ^^;;; When did you quit?

He mad! :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

He mad! :wacko:

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Why he mad tho? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

He mad! :wacko:

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Nah. It's quite a good title. :hello:

Women should never tan.

Shit looks horrible.

A real classy lady has flawless light skin. Possibly a bit darker provided it's a healthy shade. Tans are so not cool.

*hopes the same holds true for men. SO PALE*

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I'm like 175cm. I thought I was quite a bit taller, but I measured myself recently while fitting myself for new clothes, and realised I was several inches shorter than I thought. It was a nice surprise. ^^;;; Sure I'd still be a bit bigger than you, though, as while I'm not especially big for a boy I'm certainly quite tall for a girl. :'D

It took me a second to get why, and then I suddenly clocked it. 'Ohhhhhh. That.'. Not that it'd be much threat with me in my current state, though. :wacko:

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Wah, really wouldn't have guessed that. You don't seem like the sort. ^^;;; When did you quit?

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Er...let's see. 175/2.54=68.89 So you're about 6.39 inches, or 16.23cm taller than I am. Unless I've done something horribly wrong, I don't think that's too terribly tall for a girl. Just don't wear super high heels and be taller than all the boys. That's always weird. ^^;;;

I have one friend who's probably taller than you are, who likes to hug me rather tightly since we don't see each other often. One of these days she'll suffocate me. I'm sure there are plenty of males who wouldn't mind dying with their face buried in a woman's breasts, but me? Not so much. :wacko:

That's a good question. Shortly before I started an official relationship with my boyfriend, which was my last year of high school. I was either 17 or 18 when I stopped, and I only smoked for about a year or two. Certainly nothing terribly severe, but enough that I still occasionally find myself wanting a cigarette, even though it's been quite a while.

Waking up in the morning is for losers. :chill:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Women should never tan.

Shit looks horrible.

A real classy lady has flawless light skin. Possibly a bit darker provided it's a healthy shade. Tans are so not cool.

*hopes the same holds true for men. SO PALE*

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This.
My girl is pasty as hell. Oh so sexy. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Women should never tan.

Shit looks horrible.

A real classy lady has flawless light skin. Possibly a bit darker provided it's a healthy shade. Tans are so not cool.

*hopes the same holds true for men. SO PALE*

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My boyfriend's rather pale as well. With brown hair and blue eyes.

Yes, please. ^^;;;

Here, allow me to cook my skin into a dark, burnt, leathery substance.

Hawt.

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Originally Posted by Raype

*hopes the same holds true for men. SO PALE*

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If you mean "a healthy shade" then yeah.

But pale might be in style now. Looking at you Stephenie Meyer.

So, Scorpion had some weird graphical glitch in half of his fights, and Mileena taunted her fallen opponents by wriggling about and rubbing her breasts.

That was a weird first experience with a game. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Lee

Looking at you Stephenie Meyer.

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Vomiting afterward, Stephanie Meyer.

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

This.
My girl is pasty as hell. Oh so sexy. :wacko:

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Prude describes her skin tone as a very pale olive. Not pasty, but certainly very light.

All I know is DELICIOUS.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Women should never tan.

Shit looks horrible.

A real classy lady has flawless light skin. Possibly a bit darker provided it's a healthy shade. Tans are so not cool.

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Our Tan is cool :ignore:

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

This.
My girl is pasty as hell. Oh so sexy. :wacko:

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Hot!

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Originally Posted by Milady

My boyfriend's rather pale as well. With brown hair and blue eyes.

Yes, please. ^^;;;

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Hot!

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Originally Posted by Milady

So, Scorpion had some weird graphical glitch in half of his fights, and Mileena taunted her fallen opponents by wriggling about and rubbing her breasts.

That was a weird first experience with a game. :wacko:

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I got a boner from Sheeva back in the day.

Don't talk to me about weird. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Prude describes her skin tone as a very pale olive. Not pasty, but certainly very light.

All I know is DELICIOUS.

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She has nice skin. I don't know about delicious, but I am a little jealous. ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Milady

So, Scorpion had some weird graphical glitch in half of his fights, and Mileena taunted her fallen opponents by wriggling about and rubbing her breasts.

That was a weird first experience with a game. :wacko:

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Well, mileena is like that.

If i had to venture a guess about scorpion, it would be a texture that wasn't properly labeled, and didn't ship with the demo.

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Our Tan is cool :ignore:



Hot!



Hot!

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I knew Cookie was bi-curious.

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Our Tan is cool :ignore:



Hot!



Hot!

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You live in Spain, everything is hot to you. :P

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Originally Posted by Raype

I got a boner from Sheeva back in the day.

Don't talk to me about weird. :wacko:

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As if I held the slightest doubt that your weird experiences are far stranger than my weird experiences. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Our Tan is cool :ignore:

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That he is.

He's also incredibly helpful.

SO MUCH AWESOME CO OP. SO MUCH.

Ah... MK.

Seriously, Stryker goddamn it, would you stop with the grenades?

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Originally Posted by Lee

Well, mileena is like that.

If i had to venture a guess about scorpion, it would be a texture that wasn't properly labeled, and didn't ship with the demo.

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There were really long black lines attached either to his arm or to the swords on his back. They were vaguely chain shaped, but I wasn't close enough to the television to see if that was just my imagination, and moved as his arms moved. If he wasn't moving, it looked like someone had him on a leash.

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Originally Posted by Shareware

Ah... MK.

Seriously, Stryker goddamn it, would you stop with the grenades?

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Kabal was here.

Enjoy not getting the chance to do anything.

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Originally Posted by Lee

I knew Cookie was bi-curious.

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No, he's bi-winning!

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Originally Posted by Milady

She has nice skin. I don't know about delicious, but I am a little jealous. ^^;;;

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If I were to pull an elin and want to fashion a skin suit, she'd be on my short list.

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Originally Posted by Raype

That he is.

He's also incredibly helpful.

SO MUCH AWESOME CO OP. SO MUCH.

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One of these days I'll require some help from any of you, kind souls :o

BTW, did you noticed it, Ivolt played pinball :wacko:

You know what, I'm just gonna bring this up out of the blue, because it's been fucking with me:

I had this fucked up dream last night where Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry were being seriously tortured to death.

It was fucking gorefest.

What the hell, man.

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Originally Posted by Shareware

You know what, I'm just gonna bring this up out of the blue, because it's been fucking with me:

I had this fucked up dream last night where Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry were being seriously tortured to death.

It was fucking gorefest.

What the hell, man.

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Sounds like a really pleasant dream.

I hope you woke up smiling.

If you woke up with an erection, I recommend therapy.

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

One of these days I'll require some help from any of you, kind souls :o

BTW, did you noticed it, Ivolt played pinball :wacko:

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Just a word of warning: 3's co op is KSJLGKSJDGJKLSGJ and some of the online trophies for 2 are HILARIOUS.

And I tried talking tan into it as well. WE SHALL MAKE SOME FORCE.

Speaking of Tanthias, that boy and I have a PSN date tomorrow. Let's hope we both wake up at a semi-reasonable hour. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

I hope you woke up smiling.

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I woke up not wanting to sleep ever again. I still remember some of the dream, too.

Eugh.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Speaking of Tanthias, that boy and I have a PSN date tomorrow. Let's hope we both wake up at a semi-reasonable hour. :wacko:

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I'll try not to keep him up all night raiding tombs. But I can't make any promises. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Shareware

I woke up not wanting to sleep ever again. I still remember some of the dream, too.

Eugh.

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Yes, it was all a dream. None of that happened.

Say, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

WoW man :/

Fucking bullshit.

Watch like... 10 or 20 pvp videos, and bam, you're addicted to WoW.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'll try not to keep him up all night raiding tombs. But I can't make any promises. :wacko:

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No worries. It won't be until late afternoon that I'm ready and willing to play anyway.

Raiding tombs is kind of a cool hobby though, I could deal with being stood up for that. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

No worries. It won't be until late afternoon that I'm ready and willing to play anyway.

Raiding tombs is kind of a cool hobby though, I could deal with being stood up for that. :wacko:

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Kind of like a "Tomb Raider" ? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Lee

Kind of like a "Tomb Raider" ? :wacko:

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I'm not quite sure what your point is.

I'm well aware that there's a series of games for the series of Playstations called Tomb Raider, in which you raid tombs.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I'm not quite sure what your point is.

I'm well aware that there's a series of games for the series of Playstations called Tomb Raider, in which you raid tombs.

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Me either :wacko:

I think I'll convince my boyfriend to start raiding tombs.

Nothing bad could possibly come of it. Plus, treasure!