Dumbest Thing You Ever Read/Heard?

I've already won.

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Originally Posted by The Sweaty-palmed Player

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Originally Posted by Goremarr

The child was already born, so the two men aren't creating another child. They are taking care of an existing child who could otherwise be living in the incredibly wonderful world of foster-care or dead in an alley somewhere.

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Is that really their reason, though?

Or are they just trying to make a statement with it?

What statement? That "homosexuals trump heterosexuals in everything". In this case, that they would do a better job of parenting; that they'd make better fathers/men compared to those deadbeat "straights". All the while, conditioning heteros to be unsuitable parents and leaders through the powerful influence of entertainment media. It's a fucking conspiracy. It's part of their homosexual agenda.

Anyway, let's all just hope that every male homosexual couple would only be interested in adopting little girls. I'd rather that male children die with more dignity of starvation in some alley somewhere than suffer the same fate as Jesse Dirkhissing...

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I dare you to match idiocy on this scale.

Obligatory Copy Pasta.

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DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...99#post1197999

http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...70#post1197770

Today's been... interesting.

everything on fox news. it blows my mind

Everything on Eventhubs.

Rage city.

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Originally Posted by Shareware

Everything on Eventhubs.

Rage city.

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Ah, you know Shafty, RPG and Red (or Un-pro).

I present to you the often-imitated, yet rarely-rivalled, seminal work of the genre, My Immortal, that most unique work of Harry Potter fanfiction that has received mass Internet attention. Starring Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, the goffik (sic) seventh-year Slytherin who draws attention no matter where she goes, including that of the dreaded Vlodemort (sic), Dumblydore (sic), and Vampire, and must rely on her goffik and Stanist (sic) friends, as well as Drako (sic) Malfoy. This is truly a work that deserves to stand beside such masterpieces as The Eye of Argon (or a more legible version here, though that loses some of the impact), Atlanta Nights (with link to manuscript), and Naked Came the Stranger. A sample chapter...

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Chapter 22.
All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.

Standing in front of me where………………. B;loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow!

I opened my crimson eyes. Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B’loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.

“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the fuck are u all here?”

“Enoby something is really fucked up.” Draco said.

“OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.

“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful.” Draco said in a sexy voice.

“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”

“I will I will.” he said.

So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too.

“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”

“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is………………………………………… ………………………..Enony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.”

Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and B’loody Mary looked at each other………I gasped.

This just raises the question of "Mistral reads Harry Potter fanfiction?"

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

This just raises the question of "Mistral reads Harry Potter fanfiction?"

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Could be possible she was just watching this:

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/...e/15170-ep012a

Part one of four! :wacko:

Everything Charlie Sheen says after getting "sober"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHXziHOo_wQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0UUbANG2r8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxLsic6Ri3gű

Trololololol.

Maybe not the absolute dumbest thing I've heard, but one story always comes to mind........
The Chinese kid that drank petrol (also known as gasoline) for several years.Apparently he wanted to be like Optimus Prime........even though transformers don't actually drink petrol anyway.
He was diagnosed with a "psychological dependence" on the stuff when he was taken to hospital.
End result? decreased mental capacity.

Now that's one Asian that won't be doing well in mathematics :/

:awesome: People calling Gurren Lagann a good anime. :awesome:

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Originally Posted by Grover

Everything Charlie Sheen says after getting "sober"

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Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

The dumbest thing i've ever heard came out of my space cadet of a sister's mouth. It went like this:

ME: So you got a new laptop to replace your old one huh? That's cool. How much did it cost you?
HER: $1000.
ME: How big is your hard drive?
HER: I don't know.
ME: How much memory do you have?
HER: I don't know.
ME: .......
ME: How fast is the processor? What kind is it?
HER: ........I don't know and I don't wanna know! I only bought it because it was pink and it looked pretty. And looked like it was fast!
ME: @_@

I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum already knows this... but - WHEN THEY ARE NEW, THEY ALL LOOK FAST! I have no idea if she actually upgraded from what she had in the first place.... and neither does she! :Low:

95% of anime scripts

99% of Family Guy scripts.

100% of Youtube comments. Including mine.

95% of everything posted in the Hang Out nowadays. :nod:

Every thread titled "Help!", or something along those lines.

Was working at a local college, and one of the teachers showed me a test they gave to 4 prospective students to see if they could do the course. A few questions in there that were easy to the point that anyone could do it or so I thought. The question that got me the most out of this paper that scored 14% was

Show the 24 hour notation for 7:30 am

His answer was 16:70

The dumbest .... heck I have heard so much stupid stuff in my life I would be hard pressed to classify any one thing as the worst... that being said the usage of the word anyway and the cannibalism of it into "anyways" about makes me rage quit life. I hear someone say it and i end up looking like a poff because i always correct that mistake lol

It's hard to decide which thing George W. Bush said was dumbest, good thing he's the decider.

http://i.imgur.com/cEJgI.png

The dumbest thing I've read is probably all the posts luffy has ever made. :wacko:

Friday.

That was the dumbest song I've ever heard.

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Originally Posted by Quiji

The dumbest thing I've read is probably all the posts luffy has ever made. :wacko:

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....yeah, that sounds about right.

Our Police: They opened a murder docket after a girl died when she was hit by lightning.

The last dumb thing I read was the announcement of FFXIII-2 ...

I swear that fighting games have the most idiotic fanbase known to man.

It's not easy to try and be a part of it. -_-

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Originally Posted by The Count

I swear that fighting games have the most idiotic fanbase known to man.

It's not easy to try and be a part of it. -_-

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I sadly understand this, having had to deal with a large amount of them several times.

At least most weeaboos just talk about Naruto and Bleach with themselves without smashing any other opinion on anything else.

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Originally Posted by The Count

I swear that fighting games have the most idiotic fanbase known to man.

It's not easy to try and be a part of it. -_-

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:0: HEY, THATS.....yeah thats about right...

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/115/1157453p1.html

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Originally Posted by IGN

During the all-new night races tracks such as Spa Francorchamps are as packed full of scares as Dead Space's Ishimura; Pouhon, a fast left kink that can be taken flat by the very brave, is as frightening as the most savage of necromorphs when it leaps out of the dark at the last possible moment.

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Originally Posted by The Count

I swear that fighting games have the most idiotic fanbase known to man.

It's not easy to try and be a part of it. -_-

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Shhhhhh King can hear you. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Shhhhhh King can hear you. :kermitwacko:

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You have yet to meet a dumb fighting game fan if he's your first pick.

The most recent thing I've come across on the net was a post where some kid said something like, "How do you use jailbreak on the PSP go, I got firmware 6.20 and I don't know how to get CFW. Do I also need the special battery to do this?":wacko:

I actually fixed a lot of his spelling errors. I think I found this question on yahoo answers around the time the 6.20 firmware was released.

Random discussion with some stupid kid (should have screencapped it):


Kid: where do i find Pr0n?

Me: Google is your friend, lol

Kid: Who's that???

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Random discussion with some stupid kid (should have screencapped it):


Kid: where do i find Pr0n?

Me: Google is your friend, lol

Kid: Who's that???

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Oh God. D:

What has science done?

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Originally Posted by The Count

I swear that fighting games have the most idiotic fanbase known to man.

It's not easy to try and be a part of it. -_-

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HUH? What grounds do you have to make such a claim?

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Originally Posted by MarianoRyu

HUH? What grounds do you have to make such a claim?

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Look up RPGFighter, Redscout64, Braindead2000 and Untitledproject.

There's why.

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Originally Posted by Darkseid

Look up RPGFighter, Redscout64, Braindead2000 and Untitledproject.

There's why.

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Umm... I tried looking around, but so far I haven't found anything that illustrates why they should be idiots.

Edit: On second thought, scratch it. I can see why. :wacko:

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Nah I think if i ever wrote blogs like your I would chop off my manhood beforehand to save the pain. Also don't be so high and mighty, i'm polite and shall let you lead first.

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But I think that has nothing to do with the fact that they're fighting gamers.

"MVC3 IS GONNA BE AWESOME"

"MVC3 IS GONNA SUCK"

On Release

"MVC3 ROCKS"

"MVC3 IS SHIT"

"MVC3 IS OKAY"

"MVC3 ROCKS"

"FUCK DLC"

"I LOVE DLC"

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I see your point. LOL

Yet, I'm a crazy fighting gamer and my vocabulary seems to be a little more... hmm... varied. :p

But I do have limitations... latest system I have is a PS2, so I haven't played MVC3 or anything like that yet. (*Anime wet eyes*)